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<blockquote data-quote="Aldern Foxglove" data-source="post: 5393513" data-attributes="member: 97308"><p><strong>The Marvelous Zantalus, Elven Wizard</strong></p><p></p><p>Meanwhile...</p><p></p><p>The Marvalous Zantalus was being faced with one of the trickier dilemmas of his century plus of life. He liked children in the abstract, at a distance, but found the actuality of them rather disconcerting.</p><p></p><p>Three of them were now staring at him, like wolves that had scented weakness and were closing in for the kill.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Sienna">"Why 'ave you gotten pointy ears?"</span> Ask the smallest one, a creature he suspected was female due to the predominantly pink coloration of it's clothing - though this was hardly a given with show folk.</p><p><em><span style="color: Purple"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: Purple"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"I have pointy ears because that is how elves are made my dear, our senses are keener as a rule than humanities."</span></span></em></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">"Why are you an elf?"</span> Chipped in the little snotty one, who Zantalus was fairly certain had a name like Angus - yes that was it Snotty Angus. For a moment he caught himself mulling over th deeper philospophical meanings of this question, until he caught himself.</p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span> <span style="color: DarkOrange"><em>"Because my parents were elves."</em></span> I must act now or I shall never extract myself, <span style="color: Purple"><em>"<span style="color: DarkOrange">Now children Rupert here,"</span></em></span> on que the ferret emerged from his robes blinking sleepily and regarding the young humans dubiously, <span style="color: DarkOrange"><em>"was just telling me that he did not think any of you were quick or clever enough to catch him."</em></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Sienna">"Are to!"</span> Came several indignant replies as grubby hands reached for the ferret. Zantalus raised a warding hand.</p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"><em>"No, no, children, you must count to twenty before you try to find him, and close your eyes tight while you do so."</em></span> To Zantalus's relief they complied, scrunching their eyes tight and beginning a faltering uncertain count. </p><p></p><p>Setting Rupert down he gave his familiar an apologetic glance, feeling Rupert's betrayal through their bond. <span style="color: DarkOrange"><em>"Come now Rupert, I have faith in you. Surely you can outwit a bunch of children?"</em> </span> He whispered.</p><p></p><p>Whatever his feeling Rupert shot off between the carts vanishing from sight, Zantalus quickly following his lead and making a beeline for his own wagon where he intended to begin scribing another scroll he would need for the coming performance.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Aldern Foxglove, post: 5393513, member: 97308"] [b]The Marvelous Zantalus, Elven Wizard[/b] Meanwhile... The Marvalous Zantalus was being faced with one of the trickier dilemmas of his century plus of life. He liked children in the abstract, at a distance, but found the actuality of them rather disconcerting. Three of them were now staring at him, like wolves that had scented weakness and were closing in for the kill. [COLOR=Sienna]"Why 'ave you gotten pointy ears?"[/COLOR] Ask the smallest one, a creature he suspected was female due to the predominantly pink coloration of it's clothing - though this was hardly a given with show folk. [I][COLOR=Purple] [COLOR=DarkOrange]"I have pointy ears because that is how elves are made my dear, our senses are keener as a rule than humanities."[/COLOR][/COLOR][/I] [COLOR=DarkOliveGreen]"Why are you an elf?"[/COLOR] Chipped in the little snotty one, who Zantalus was fairly certain had a name like Angus - yes that was it Snotty Angus. For a moment he caught himself mulling over th deeper philospophical meanings of this question, until he caught himself. [COLOR=DarkOrange] [/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkOrange][I]"Because my parents were elves."[/I][/COLOR] I must act now or I shall never extract myself, [COLOR=Purple][I]"[COLOR=DarkOrange]Now children Rupert here,"[/COLOR][/I][/COLOR] on que the ferret emerged from his robes blinking sleepily and regarding the young humans dubiously, [COLOR=DarkOrange][I]"was just telling me that he did not think any of you were quick or clever enough to catch him."[/I][/COLOR] [COLOR=Sienna]"Are to!"[/COLOR] Came several indignant replies as grubby hands reached for the ferret. Zantalus raised a warding hand. [COLOR=DarkOrange] [I]"No, no, children, you must count to twenty before you try to find him, and close your eyes tight while you do so."[/I][/COLOR] To Zantalus's relief they complied, scrunching their eyes tight and beginning a faltering uncertain count. Setting Rupert down he gave his familiar an apologetic glance, feeling Rupert's betrayal through their bond. [COLOR=DarkOrange][I]"Come now Rupert, I have faith in you. Surely you can outwit a bunch of children?"[/I] [/COLOR] He whispered. Whatever his feeling Rupert shot off between the carts vanishing from sight, Zantalus quickly following his lead and making a beeline for his own wagon where he intended to begin scribing another scroll he would need for the coming performance. [/QUOTE]
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