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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Oryan77" data-source="post: 4855959" data-attributes="member: 18701">1. Wizard costumes. If you can't come to the game without your wizard hat, then don't come at all. I don't care if you can pull a rabbit out of the dang thing, I have a DMPC that I need to run and you're distracting me with your 4 ft long fake beard.2. Rubbing your hairy beer belly in my face. We all have em, so I can sympathize. But geez, when I'm trying to move minis around the battlemat, please don't lift your shirt and rub your stomach next to my face while you're leaning near me to see where I'm moving the minis. 3. Nudists. I understand we were born that way, but you didn't learn to play that way. Shirts are required at my table. I don't care if you aren't wearing pants since we're sitting down and it isn't noticeable. But I'm the only one that can go completely nude. What do you think DM Screens are for?4. Discussing politics at the table. Since I'm the DM, my opinion is the only one that matters. If you feel the need to tell me that women are equal to men & they deserve all the same rights, then you can stay home and make protesting banners. Everyone knows women are much more superior to men and deserve more rights than us. So I don't need to hear your idiotic viewpoints at my table. *looks over shoulder to see if wife is still watching me type*</blockquote>