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Message: <blockquote data-quote="amazingshafeman" data-source="post: 2215931" data-attributes="member: 29870">No farting on the couch.  It's suede.On a similar note, if you're going to vomit, it's better to dive to the floor and wretch on your own stomach than to get any bodily secretions on the couch.  It hurts a lot less that way. One magic missile must be cast at the darkness per night.  Also, any girls get done. Only monkeys are allowed to fling poo.  And even then, not at, on, or near the couch. Any in game conflict should be resolved in game.  Bad things happen when the DM discovers a "discussion" was had in the parking lot after the game. Fun should be had.  If fun is not being had, please say so.  Immediately.  Do not wait three days to inform someone you were insulted, not having fun, about to cry, or feeling plugged up from holding in farts.  Girls can fart to and are encouraged to do so.  Just not on the couch. Don't even ask to use someone else's computer.  Check your email at home. Bring music, or don't complain about what's in the player. We will most likely play at the house with a coffee pot AND good tasting water, but a porch for grilling is a big incentive as well.  More often than not, though, the DM hosts. If the couch is not suede, it's OK to vomit off of it into a bucket, but only if alcohol poisoning is the culprit and you're partially blind. If you're partially or wholly blind, TELL SOMEONE.  Brail game books and puke buckets will be made available. If you're mixing drinks, mix for the lowest weight in the group.  100 pound girls can not tolerate 280 pound man Mai Tais.  Blindness has been known to ensue.  (although, some would argue that a mai tai isn't a man's drink anyway)</blockquote>

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