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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Cergorach" data-source="post: 3711409" data-attributes="member: 725">I'm happy to offer you cryogenic freezing until D&D 5E is released, we'll unfreeze you and you'll be able to evaluate whether you like 5E or not. If not we'll happily freeze you again until 6E and so forth. What model would you like? The standard sized D&D player or the 'happy' sized D&D player (prefiously used to test our freezing methods on mamoths*).* We would like to note that while you might not have seen any mamoths in recent years, you'll be happy to note that they are extatic with 4E and thus the available space.Faithfully yours,CergorachNoah Inc.In business since the last wrath of god...</blockquote>