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<blockquote data-quote="Krishnath" data-source="post: 724096" data-attributes="member: 56"><p><span style="color: lightblue">Oh, what the heck, here's an excerpt (sp?) from the list:</span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue">From the list of things an evil overlord should/should never do.</span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue">12.One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.</span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue">16.I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."</span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue">46.If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.</span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue">68.I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time</span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue">only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.</span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue">98.If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.</span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue">102.I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it.</span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue">_</span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue">I suggest you try and find it, as it is a very usefull resource for evil overlords and DM's alike...</span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: lightblue">Later,</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Krishnath, post: 724096, member: 56"] [color=lightblue]Oh, what the heck, here's an excerpt (sp?) from the list: From the list of things an evil overlord should/should never do. 12.One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation. 16.I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know." 46.If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor. 68.I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again. 98.If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution. 102.I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it. _ I suggest you try and find it, as it is a very usefull resource for evil overlords and DM's alike... Later,[/color] [/QUOTE]
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