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<blockquote data-quote="Radiating Gnome" data-source="post: 5686802" data-attributes="member: 150"><p>A couple of PCs in my shared 4e Eberron campaign played a matched pair -- a Dragonborn Paladin, played pretty straight and true, and his kobold barbarian follower, named Snot, who had been rescued by the Paladin and who now served him faithfully. </p><p></p><p>Snot lived a pretty confused life, trying to balance his desire to emulate his Master (the paladin PC quickly had no other name than "Master"), a pathological fear of chickens, and a taste for human babies he could not resist. </p><p></p><p>Master's player got a little bored after a while and to accomodate his desire to change his character, he was trapped in a trasmorgrifier and became a warforged runepriest (albeit a dragonborn-shaped runepriest). This only added to Snot's confusion, and his passion to be like his master. </p><p></p><p>Later, to mess with Snot, I dropped in a tribe of halfling barbarians whose dinosaur mounts were feathered (they looked like big chickens). And a small sized doppelganger who posed as a baby. But, eventually, Master's player moved out of town and Snot retired shortly after -- he was just not quite as much fun without his straight man. </p><p></p><p>-rg</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Radiating Gnome, post: 5686802, member: 150"] A couple of PCs in my shared 4e Eberron campaign played a matched pair -- a Dragonborn Paladin, played pretty straight and true, and his kobold barbarian follower, named Snot, who had been rescued by the Paladin and who now served him faithfully. Snot lived a pretty confused life, trying to balance his desire to emulate his Master (the paladin PC quickly had no other name than "Master"), a pathological fear of chickens, and a taste for human babies he could not resist. Master's player got a little bored after a while and to accomodate his desire to change his character, he was trapped in a trasmorgrifier and became a warforged runepriest (albeit a dragonborn-shaped runepriest). This only added to Snot's confusion, and his passion to be like his master. Later, to mess with Snot, I dropped in a tribe of halfling barbarians whose dinosaur mounts were feathered (they looked like big chickens). And a small sized doppelganger who posed as a baby. But, eventually, Master's player moved out of town and Snot retired shortly after -- he was just not quite as much fun without his straight man. -rg [/QUOTE]
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