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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Thaumaturge" data-source="post: 6366699" data-attributes="member: 1927">Vol 1: Kore Kender, a volume outlining the standard kender races in all of the Multiverse. Includes a chapter on Dark Sun that's three words long. Here's the preview: "They're all dead."Vol 2: Kinder Kender, a volume for those kender who are on a picnic. Full of feats, backgrounds, and subclasses for players who want their kender to never contribute anything to the party except laughs and sandwiches.Vol 3: Korrupt Kender, a volume for the darker side of kender. Some kender are mean and vicious, and this is the rulebook for them. Find ways to steal actually useful items just before party members use them. New feats and subclasses allow characters to play against type emo-spawn kender. Now we can all be different together!Vol 4: Krass Kender, a volume mostly full of foul language and poop jokes.Vol 5: Kender Kollective, a volume that shows a new side of kender: the kender hivemind. New lore is revealed that all kender are given orders from the Beyond. They may not be entirely in control of their own actions. Others have been controlling them and making them steal all along.Vol 6: Kollected Kender, a volume that collects the best of the previous 5 volumes all in one place. People complain about how similar Vol 5 & 6's titles are. And that they already own everything in Vol 6, but they all still purchase it anyway. They feel compelled as if by an Outside source.Thaumaturge.</blockquote>

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