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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Heretic Apostate" data-source="post: 281985" data-attributes="member: 696">Star Trekking(a funny song for T.O.S.)Chorus: Star Trekking, across the universe,On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.Star Trekking, across the universe,Only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse. Lt. Uhura, report!Uhura: There's Klingons on the starboard bow,starboard bow,starboard bow.There's Klingons on the starboard bow,starboard bow, [again].Analysis!, Mister Spock!Spock: It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,not as we know it,not as we know it.It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,not as we know it, Captain.Uhura: There's Klingons on the starboard bow,starboard bow,starboard bow.There's Klingons on the starboard bow,starboard bow, again.Chorus: Star Trekking, across the universe,On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.Star Trekking, across the universe,Only going forward, still can't find reverse.Medical update, Doctor McCoyMcCoy: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.Dead, Jim.Dead, Jim.It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.Dead, Jim, Dead.Spock: It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,not as we know it,not as we know it.It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,not as we know it, Captain.Uhura: There's Klingons on the starboard bow,starboard bow,starboard bow.There's Klingons on the starboard bow,starboard bow, Jim!Starship Captain, James T. KirkKirk: Ha-ha! We come in peace, shoot to kill,shoot to kill,shoot to kill.We come in peace, shoot to kill,shoot to kill, men.McCoy: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.Dead, Jim.Dead, Jim.It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.Dead, Jim, Dead.Spock: Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it,not as we know it,not as we know it.It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,not as we know it, Captain.Uhura: There's Klingons on the starboard bow,starboard bow,starboard bow.There's Klingons on the starboard bow,scrape 'em off, Jim.Chorus: Star Trekking, across the universe,On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!Star Trekking, across the universe,Only going forward, and things are getting worse!Engine room, Mister ScottScotty: Ye canna change the laws of physics,laws of physics,laws of physics!Ye canna change the laws of physics,laws of physics, Jim!Kirk: Oh, we come in peace, shoot to kill,shoot to kill,shoot to kill!We come in peace, shoot to kill,Scotty, beam me up!McCoy: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!Dead, Jim!Dead, Jim!It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!Dead, Jim, Dead!Spock: Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it,not as we know it,not as we know it.It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,not as we know it, Captain.Uhura: There's Klingons on the starboard bow,starboard bow,starboard bow.There's Klingons on the starboard bow,starboard bow, aaagain!Scotty: Ye canna change the script, Jim! Och, the engines McCoy: It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim! Kirk: Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine! Scotty: Ach! If I give 'er any more she'll blow [, Captain]! << boom >>Na..na..na..na..na..na..na..na..naChorus: Star Trekking, across the universe,On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!Star Trekking, across the universe,Only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse!Star Trekking, across the universe,On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.Star Trekking, across the universe,Only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.</blockquote>

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