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Message: <blockquote data-quote="einsamste" data-source="post: 1885148" data-attributes="member: 26580">stuffwell.. in the last almost 25 years of playing i have lots of storys.. i think ill just shar some humorous ones that come to mind.Typcially becuase of my experience ive always end up playing the GM/DM.One time i was playing with two fellahs, and one got a wish. He was a little annoyed at the other guy from somethign he did earlier, so he said he wished for the other guys penis to be tiny. The other guy got very angry and said he coldnt wish for that, and i said no, he can and he did. He asked me if it hapened. I said i dont know he would have to check. With shock he tells me he looks down his pants and checks out his privates. I tell him nothing appears any different. Now, the guy who made the wish gets all irate and says, i didnt just waste a wish.. you said i could do it, and i want it to hapen. I said... it did. it just so happened tho his penis was little in the first place... i almost got beat up by the oher guy while everyone else laughed their heads off.Another funny one is a guy who came to visit our group. He demanded he be given a magical weapon. He demanded it be very powerful. So i so.. ok fine. So i gave him a magical war axe befiting his barbarian fighter. Now at first everyone gets angry and thinks its not fair. I tell them what i say goes so deal with it. After much muttering they finally shut up. The thing i didnt tell him was it had a high ego due to its power and controled the user once invoked. When he called apon the powers of his weapon it began making him say and do things he didnt want to do. Like one time he begand flipping off a lot of cit guards and townspeople and calling them names. e was horrified and said Nooo! I drop the axe! .... No.. you cant. this weapon has taken contrl of you and wont let you drop it. At the end of the hour he got a whole city chasing him till he finall succumbs and dies at the hand of a angry mob. He learned to be content with normal weapons after that.And another short one.. was someone who spent hours rolling up his character of a little mischievious Kender. He and his friend were placed at the begining of a module where a god appears and takes them across the sky on a flying ship. Now, this god i explain has the power to probbably smash a planet in between his fingers. He says he runs up and slaps him on the ass and yels 'TAG you it!'.. well.. needless to say.. that was the shortest game of tag he ever had, and had to reroll a new character; but it was pretty funny.</blockquote>

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