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<blockquote data-quote="Terry Edwards" data-source="post: 1691224" data-attributes="member: 10978">1. Tea time must always take place at mid-day, or as near to it as possible.2. If tea time is late complaints must be made, preferably loud and often.3. One's moustache must be kept well oiled.4. If one finds an attractive maiden over the course of adventuring he must immediately vow to love her for eternity (or until they next part or a lovelier woman comes along).5. Prior to entering combat it is courteous to announce your violent intentions to your enemy, sometimes it may be appropriate to offer tea before vanquishing them.6. One should have a hobby or trade.&nbsp; Artistic hobbies are great.&nbsp; &quot;let us hold here fellows, this scene cries out for a charcoal sketch.&quot;7. Always be too self absorbed to notice the other party members activities that normaly cause moral conflict.8. Cheese should not be allowed to travel uneaten for more than 3 days.9. One should always announce their presence and intentions prior to entering a dungeon, tavern or privy.10. Any other warrior types in the party shall be dubbed &quot;squire&quot;11. If none of the above codes apply to a given situation it is probably time for tea or ale and bragging of ones exploits.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Terry Edwards, post: 1691224, member: 10978"] 1. Tea time must always take place at mid-day, or as near to it as possible. 2. If tea time is late complaints must be made, preferably loud and often. 3. One's moustache must be kept well oiled. 4. If one finds an attractive maiden over the course of adventuring he must immediately vow to love her for eternity (or until they next part or a lovelier woman comes along). 5. Prior to entering combat it is courteous to announce your violent intentions to your enemy, sometimes it may be appropriate to offer tea before vanquishing them. 6. One should have a hobby or trade. Artistic hobbies are great. "let us hold here fellows, this scene cries out for a charcoal sketch." 7. Always be too self absorbed to notice the other party members activities that normaly cause moral conflict. 8. Cheese should not be allowed to travel uneaten for more than 3 days. 9. One should always announce their presence and intentions prior to entering a dungeon, tavern or privy. 10. Any other warrior types in the party shall be dubbed "squire" 11. If none of the above codes apply to a given situation it is probably time for tea or ale and bragging of ones exploits. [/QUOTE]

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