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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mythusmage" data-source="post: 3320219" data-attributes="member: 571">Dragons have baby sitters.Children wear protective charms at all times. Even in the bath.Ogres have perfect pitch.Kobolds are even more conservative than dwarves.All liches in existence at the time of The Lich King's War fought against the Lich King.All adult green dragons in the United States work for the U. S. Forest Service.Orcs will quickly develop heat exhaustion in 70 degree weather without counter measures.Illness is treated aggressively, and if the patient refuses treatment he will be hospitalized against his will.Homelessness is illegal. While it does not, necessarily, include the (un)death penalty, successfully evading capture eventually leads to just such a state.Ghouls are not undead, but victims of a curse imposed upon them by their own obsessions.An ounce of blood donated by a living saint can cure vampirism.In this world the Constitution of the United States specifically states that a person may not falsely confess to a crime.Adolescents regardless of species are kept occupied.All persons 16 or older are required to carry a weapon and to know how to use it. All persons 16 or older are expected to intervene should another person be endangered.Clothing stores often open early the morning after for therianthropes who got caught out the night of a full moon. Charms and compulsions are illegal.All buildings are specially reinforced up to the 3rd floor to handle the weight of ogres.No one wears clothes when it's hot and muggy. (They do have lockets, collars, and belts for identification and "cash cards".)All night watchmen are wights.</blockquote>

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