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<blockquote data-quote="Mystery Man" data-source="post: 1473913" data-attributes="member: 13273"><p>Has this been posted before? </p><p> </p><p></p><p>1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is</p><p>Harry Potter?</p><p>2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"</p><p>3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!"</p><p>4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in</p><p>the movie mentions "The Ring."</p><p>5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.</p><p>6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."</p><p>7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel,</p><p>Rapunzel, let down thy hair."</p><p>8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off</p><p>somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.</p><p>9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty</p><p>Python-style.</p><p>10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"</p><p>11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and</p><p>yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!"</p><p>12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN about!"</p><p>13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"</p><p>14. Talk loudly about how you heard there's a single frame of a nude Elf</p><p>hidden somewhere in the movie.</p><p>15. Start an Orc sing-along.</p><p>16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like</p><p>everybody else is confused.</p><p>17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and</p><p>shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"</p><p>18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and</p><p>Yoda would sound like.</p><p>19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob</p><p>scene.</p><p>20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California.</p><p>21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go!</p><p>22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is</p><p>Michale Flatley and when is he going to dance?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mystery Man, post: 1473913, member: 13273"] Has this been posted before? 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter? 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" 3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!" 4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions "The Ring." 5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts. 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." 7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy hair." 8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs. 9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty Python-style. 10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!" 11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!" 12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN about!" 13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?" 14. Talk loudly about how you heard there's a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 15. Start an Orc sing-along. 16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused. 17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!" 18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like. 19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene. 20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California. 21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go! 22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is Michale Flatley and when is he going to dance?" [/QUOTE]
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