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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Arthur Tealeaf" data-source="post: 915534" data-attributes="member: 2086">There are two things that scare me more than anything else:One of these are Clowns Ahhh!  I hate clowns!  They are evil!  That perpetual smile they are always carrying freaks me out the most.  Argh, they just are evil, I don't even know why, they just scare the <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> out of me! Undead clowns would kick scary-ass!But even more scary than clowns, more scary than anything at all in the entire world, are Porcelain dolls!!!!!!!  Aaaah!  I can't stand being in the same room as a porcelain doll! I'd rather not be in the same house!  Dolls like Chucky (From the silly movies) aren't scary, because he has a funny face!  He can express emotion, he seems so alive!  But porcelain dolls, oh no, they don't look happy, they don't look angry, they don't even look dead or alive, they are just  there!  And they want to kill you, and they do!  You never see them move, you never see the claws on their fingers, you might hear the scratching, but you will never see them do it.  They might move, they might suddenly sit somewhere else.  But NEVER EVER will a porcelain doll let you know it is alive, that it wants to kill you, let you know it is more than just a toy!  No, you will never know, you will just die, They will find your impaled, tortured body in the morning, and they will wonder why you didn't struggle, they will wonder where the claw marks come from, but the porcelain doll won't be bloody, no, it won't even have claws!  It will sit where it used to, not bothering anyone, all by it self.  Silent.Argh.  I just reminded my self of my porcelain doll-phobia.Ps. Oh, and another scary thing I saw at my friends house the other day:  A baby-doll with burnt out eyes!  Aaagh!</blockquote>

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