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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Randomninjareborn" data-source="post: 1236655" data-attributes="member: 15423">Humph! Pretty good(bad) stuff here I admit. But top this......... Ya see, in the 90's there was an amazingly fresh, hip, and all around brilliant character known as the Ferret. Had his own comic, starring role, the whole schebang. The ferret wasn't one of those loser reporters, photographers or college preppies either. Nah, he was so cool, he had his own edgy and happening rock band. With groupies. Oh yeah,  you heard me. As if that wasn't cool enough, he had all sorts of mind-blowing FERRET powers. Damn straight. Ain't nothing scarier than a ferret, except maybe a scrawny white rocker that thinks like one eh?  Having the awesome ferret power of being scrawny, wasted-looking, and ill-tempered was just the start. I don't have time to get into overwhelming powers like "unbreakable ferret grip" and "I can hear your heartbeat" Just give you nightmares to hear the details anyway. Now I know what you're all thinking. "But Randomninja" you say, "You can't tell how good someone is by looking at their powers on paper. It's who they fought that counts"Not to worry all, I've got the goods. You see, early in the Ferrets run, he had a friendly sparring match with a certain big name character from the brutal Street Fighter Universe.....................Yeah, you know where I'm going with this, give it up for E. HONDA, Yo! Thats right, when you think of Street Fighter and winners in the same sentance, it doesn't get any better than the Fat guy named after a car company.I don't want to spoil it for those pitiful fools who haven't read this amazing book, but.......................Well ok, Honda kicked his ass. Bad. But he took it like a man and thats all that counts right? Right?</blockquote>

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