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Message: <blockquote data-quote="LostSoul" data-source="post: 5738039" data-attributes="member: 386">The rogue would start carousing with the locals, making friends and generally having a good time.The wizard would get a room, put a "No Disturbance (under pain of transmogrification)" sign on it, then mutter insane gibberish while preparing spells.What the paladin does depends on which god he believes in...[sblock]ASMODEUS: * Declare your authority and gather taxes.* Get high and write a screed on authoritarianism.AVANDRA:* Set up a casino.* Get high and shave your head.BAHAMUT:* Look for a criminal to execute.* Get high and convince someone to inform on their neighbours.BANE: * Preach about the benefits of going to war with another community.* Get high and perform martial practice routines to the point of exhaustion.CORELLON:* Hold a formal ball or pageant, ranking the guests by their beauty.* Get high and create something beautiful.ERATHIS:* Hold a court of law, enforcing sumptuary laws.* Get high and meditate over a legal document.GRUUMSH:* Hold brutal gladiatorial contests where the weak are scorned and the strong are given the glory they deserve.* Get high and violently destroy something for the sake of destruction.IOUN:* Give advice to those who are unsure how to approach a problem in their lives.* Get high and keep an exact diary of all your deeds, hiding nothing.KORD:* Hold a gladiatorial contest.* Get high and work your body to exhaustion.LOLTH:* Preach against elves and eladrin.* Get high and spend dawn to dusk in a room devoid of light.MELORA:* Hold a formal ceremony when livestock is slaughtered, lying motionless for hours in an imitation of death while others eat and drink.* Get high and tend to a wounded plant or animal.MORADIN:* Depict the image of the recently deceased in stone, inscribing everyone's memories of that person into the stone for all time.* Get high and weigh yourself down under hundreds of pounds of stone.PELOR:* Hold a communal prayer where everyone declares their fears and you give them reasons for hope.* Get high and gorge yourself on food.THE RAVEN QUEEN:* Prepare a sumptuous feast before the congregation and beat anyone who tastes of it.* Get high and meditate upon your fate and why you should not fight it.SEHANINE:* Hold a masquerade ball during one of the four phases of the moon.* Get high and dance naked under the moon.THARIZDUN:* Advise those who are overwhelmed by their hardships that suicide is the easiest way to peace.* Get high and wail the name Tharizdun for six hours in the dark of night.TIAMAT:* Give someone financial advice, specifically how to increase their wealth.* Get high and count a hoard of coins.TOROG:* Perform a rite of passage or initiation, using physical torment to force the subject to gain a new level of consciousness.* Get high and perform six hours of self-flagellation.VECNA:* Hear secrets and confessions, swearing blood oaths that neither will speak on it ever again.* Get high and list all your secrets on a scrap of parchment, then consume it.ZEHIR:* Preach the benefits of mind-altering substances and the path of excess.* Drink poison and fall into a coma for six hours.[/sblock]</blockquote>

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