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<blockquote data-quote="Simplicity" data-source="post: 1058440" data-attributes="member: 1496"><p>Vigo the Destroyer: "And now I shall destroy this pathetic kingdom and slaughter everyone in it! Hahahah!"</p><p></p><p>Biff the Bluffy: "Great plan! Too bad it's got a fatal flaw."</p><p></p><p>Vigo: "What?!? What are you talking about, you fool?"</p><p></p><p>Biff: "Yeah... Well, I'm afraid you're already dead. I've killed you already, and now your just a vengeful ghost without any real power. Sorry about that. My bad."</p><p></p><p>Vigo: "I'm... I'm dead? I guess I HAVE been feeling unwell lately."</p><p></p><p>Biff: "Stone cold dead, Vigo. I did you in with this here sword days ago."</p><p></p><p>Vigo: "Uhhhh... That kind of looks like ... I mean from here... that kind of looks like a old shoe. What you got there is an old shoe..."</p><p></p><p>Biff: "Well, yeah. That's how I was able to sneak up to someone as powerful as you and kill you! This amulet makes my sword LOOK like a shoe! Here, hand me your sword and I'll show you."</p><p></p><p>Vigo: "Here."</p><p></p><p>Biff: (switches hands holding sword and shoe) "See? Now your sword looks like a shoe."</p><p></p><p>Vigo: "Wait... No, it still looks like a sword."</p><p></p><p>Biff: "No, you're confused. That's MY sword. YOUR sword is the one that looks like the shoe."</p><p></p><p>Vigo: "Your sword sure looks a lot like like my sword."</p><p></p><p>Biff: "Well, that's because I took your sword after I killed you. I did mention that I killed you didn't I? This proves it."</p><p></p><p>Vigo: "Give me back my sword!"</p><p></p><p>Biff: "Alright." (Gives Vigo the shoe)</p><p></p><p>Vigo: "How come it feels like a shoe still?"</p><p></p><p>Biff: "Part of the illusion. Give it a smell... It doesn't smell like a shoe does it?"</p><p></p><p>Vigo: (sniff) "Auuuughghgh... That smell horrib..."</p><p></p><p>Biff: (stabs Vigo)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Simplicity, post: 1058440, member: 1496"] Vigo the Destroyer: "And now I shall destroy this pathetic kingdom and slaughter everyone in it! Hahahah!" Biff the Bluffy: "Great plan! Too bad it's got a fatal flaw." Vigo: "What?!? What are you talking about, you fool?" Biff: "Yeah... Well, I'm afraid you're already dead. I've killed you already, and now your just a vengeful ghost without any real power. Sorry about that. My bad." Vigo: "I'm... I'm dead? I guess I HAVE been feeling unwell lately." Biff: "Stone cold dead, Vigo. I did you in with this here sword days ago." Vigo: "Uhhhh... That kind of looks like ... I mean from here... that kind of looks like a old shoe. What you got there is an old shoe..." Biff: "Well, yeah. That's how I was able to sneak up to someone as powerful as you and kill you! This amulet makes my sword LOOK like a shoe! Here, hand me your sword and I'll show you." Vigo: "Here." Biff: (switches hands holding sword and shoe) "See? Now your sword looks like a shoe." Vigo: "Wait... No, it still looks like a sword." Biff: "No, you're confused. That's MY sword. YOUR sword is the one that looks like the shoe." Vigo: "Your sword sure looks a lot like like my sword." Biff: "Well, that's because I took your sword after I killed you. I did mention that I killed you didn't I? This proves it." Vigo: "Give me back my sword!" Biff: "Alright." (Gives Vigo the shoe) Vigo: "How come it feels like a shoe still?" Biff: "Part of the illusion. Give it a smell... It doesn't smell like a shoe does it?" Vigo: (sniff) "Auuuughghgh... That smell horrib..." Biff: (stabs Vigo) [/QUOTE]
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