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<blockquote data-quote="Pyrex" data-source="post: 2827616" data-attributes="member: 11600">One of my previous jobs was watching dirt.Well, almost.&nbsp; I was working for a security guard temp-agency.&nbsp; There was a construction company just outside of town who would dig up dirt, haul it half a mile to the Air Force base, then sell it to them to build runways (no, really).&nbsp; My job was a 5pm to 5am shift wandering around this dirt pile making sure no one vandalized the backhoes &amp; dump trucks.However, my most glorious assignment for the same company was as Babysitter.&nbsp; A high-school group had come into town for some event or other.&nbsp; The teachers hired my company to send a guard out (me) to make sure the kids stayed in their rooms all evening while they went out to party.&nbsp; *looks around, sees Eric's Grandma, decides to stop there* <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f615.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":confused:" title="Confused&nbsp; &nbsp; :confused:"&nbsp; data-smilie="5"data-shortname=":confused:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Pyrex, post: 2827616, member: 11600"] One of my previous jobs was watching dirt. Well, almost. I was working for a security guard temp-agency. There was a construction company just outside of town who would dig up dirt, haul it half a mile to the Air Force base, then sell it to them to build runways (no, really). My job was a 5pm to 5am shift wandering around this dirt pile making sure no one vandalized the backhoes & dump trucks. However, my most glorious assignment for the same company was as Babysitter. A high-school group had come into town for some event or other. The teachers hired my company to send a guard out (me) to make sure the kids stayed in their rooms all evening while they went out to party. *looks around, sees Eric's Grandma, decides to stop there* :confused: [/QUOTE]

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