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<blockquote data-quote="(Psi)SeveredHead" data-source="post: 1510314" data-attributes="member: 1165">&quot;What's the damage on a 4th-level fighter?&quot;In a very high power 2e campaign I was a player in we ran &quot;How the Mighty have Fallen&quot; and &quot;Rod of Seven Parts&quot;.In one of those adventures we wished for a Deck of Many Things. Of course, the DM tried to screw us by putting it under the control of a high level wizard, so we wished to control the Deck of Many Things.Then we drew the Intelligence-draining card multiple times, and since it belonged to the wizard... you can see where this is going. An Int 4 wizard won't be menacing anyone with spells.Since then we kept getting the &quot;keep&quot; card and &quot;4th-level fighter&quot; card. The DM combined our keeps into one, so it became pure mithral, then adamantine blocks masoned with mithril.One day we were attacked by a mass of orcs, so we asked &quot;what's the damage of a 4th-level fighter?&quot; The DM said &quot;not much&quot; but the dwarf fighter (with his uber-Strength) said &quot;No, what's the damage of a thrown 4th-level fighter?&quot;Well, they were more useful that way.In &quot;How the Mighty are Fallen&quot; we also threw a little girl named Misty into a mythallar. Anyone who touches a Mythallar dies with no saving throw... unless they come back as Mystryl or Mystra. Well, she was amused by it.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="(Psi)SeveredHead, post: 1510314, member: 1165"] "What's the damage on a 4th-level fighter?" In a very high power 2e campaign I was a player in we ran "How the Mighty have Fallen" and "Rod of Seven Parts". In one of those adventures we [i]wished[/i] for a Deck of Many Things. Of course, the DM tried to screw us by putting it under the control of a high level wizard, so we [i]wished[/i] to [i]control[/i] the Deck of Many Things. Then we drew the Intelligence-draining card multiple times, and since it belonged to the wizard... you can see where this is going. An Int 4 wizard won't be menacing anyone with spells. Since then we kept getting the "keep" card and "4th-level fighter" card. The DM combined our keeps into one, so it became pure mithral, then adamantine blocks masoned with mithril. One day we were attacked by a mass of orcs, so we asked "what's the damage of a 4th-level fighter?" The DM said "not much" but the dwarf fighter (with his uber-Strength) said "No, what's the damage of a [i]thrown[/i] 4th-level fighter?" Well, they were more useful that way. In "How the Mighty are Fallen" we also threw a little girl named Misty into a mythallar. Anyone who touches a Mythallar dies with no saving throw... unless they come back as Mystryl or Mystra. Well, she was amused by it. [/QUOTE]

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