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<blockquote data-quote="mrtauntaun" data-source="post: 1513210" data-attributes="member: 14429">There are a couple running jokes in my group.&nbsp; The first is our current DM really likes to come up with elaborate names for his NPCs.&nbsp; Really elaborate.&nbsp; While that's all well and good for flavor, after awhile, it got difficult to remember what everyones name was and one day I said &quot;We're going back to see whatshisname, Blacksmith Bob&quot;.&nbsp; From that day to present, every NPC we meet is Bob, Fighter Bob, Cleric Bob, Goblin Bob <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />&nbsp; It torments our DM so and gives us no end of amusement.The other is I was playing a Paladin of Pelor in one game, and I made liberal use of the spell &quot;Divine Sacrifice&quot; (for every 2 HP you sacrifice, you gain +1d6 to your next damage roll, max 5d6.)&nbsp; One time i had the spell going when our group was overwhelmed by a whole army of low level guys.&nbsp; Everyone voted to surrender but me.&nbsp; The disarmed us and took our weapons.&nbsp; They brought us before their leader, and he leaned over to examine the Paladin.&nbsp; To which I responded &quot;I am going to touch him with my forehead while sacrificing 10 hp&quot;, a touch attacked adding +5d6 damage.&nbsp; The guy practically exploded on the spot, and my paladin was coupe-de-graced on the spot.&nbsp; Now, whenever a character makes a great unexpected attack, we say &quot;Im going to give him the Holy Headbut of Pelor!!&quot;&nbsp;<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D"&nbsp; data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="mrtauntaun, post: 1513210, member: 14429"] There are a couple running jokes in my group. The first is our current DM really likes to come up with elaborate names for his NPCs. Really elaborate. While that's all well and good for flavor, after awhile, it got difficult to remember what everyones name was and one day I said "We're going back to see whatshisname, Blacksmith Bob". From that day to present, every NPC we meet is Bob, Fighter Bob, Cleric Bob, Goblin Bob :) It torments our DM so and gives us no end of amusement. The other is I was playing a Paladin of Pelor in one game, and I made liberal use of the spell "Divine Sacrifice" (for every 2 HP you sacrifice, you gain +1d6 to your next damage roll, max 5d6.) One time i had the spell going when our group was overwhelmed by a whole army of low level guys. Everyone voted to surrender but me. The disarmed us and took our weapons. They brought us before their leader, and he leaned over to examine the Paladin. To which I responded "I am going to touch him with my forehead while sacrificing 10 hp", a touch attacked adding +5d6 damage. The guy practically exploded on the spot, and my paladin was coupe-de-graced on the spot. Now, whenever a character makes a great unexpected attack, we say "Im going to give him the Holy Headbut of Pelor!!" :D [/QUOTE]

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