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<blockquote data-quote="shadow" data-source="post: 2618291" data-attributes="member: 2182"><p>I've seen a lot of interesting characters in my years of gaming:</p><p></p><p>1. A former porn star turned mercenary in a Fading Suns game. Apparently the character lost his job in the adult film industry after an accident that left him "unable to get hard", so he turned into a mercenary to make a living. The character had ranks in "Knowledge: pornography" which he surprisingly actually used during the game once (he used his porn knowledge to investigate the mob which he knew had ties to the local porn industry).</p><p></p><p>2. A wookie mechanic from a Star Wars game. Doesn't sound too weird? Well, since wookies can't speak Basic, the character declared that he was getting a translator droid to follow him around. Surprisingly, the translator droid sounded exactly like Hank Hill from King of the Hill!</p><p></p><p>3. A tough talkin' gangster druid. The game started out normal enough, but then Sin City came out on DVD and the player ended up watching it several times (along with all the Quentin Tarantino movies). Suddenly his druid became increasingly psychotic and started talkin' smack and pulling off brutal interrogation tactics straight out of Reservoir Dogs and Sin City! Afterwards, I decided to put my campaign on hiatus for awhile.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shadow, post: 2618291, member: 2182"] I've seen a lot of interesting characters in my years of gaming: 1. A former porn star turned mercenary in a Fading Suns game. Apparently the character lost his job in the adult film industry after an accident that left him "unable to get hard", so he turned into a mercenary to make a living. The character had ranks in "Knowledge: pornography" which he surprisingly actually used during the game once (he used his porn knowledge to investigate the mob which he knew had ties to the local porn industry). 2. A wookie mechanic from a Star Wars game. Doesn't sound too weird? Well, since wookies can't speak Basic, the character declared that he was getting a translator droid to follow him around. Surprisingly, the translator droid sounded exactly like Hank Hill from King of the Hill! 3. A tough talkin' gangster druid. The game started out normal enough, but then Sin City came out on DVD and the player ended up watching it several times (along with all the Quentin Tarantino movies). Suddenly his druid became increasingly psychotic and started talkin' smack and pulling off brutal interrogation tactics straight out of Reservoir Dogs and Sin City! Afterwards, I decided to put my campaign on hiatus for awhile. [/QUOTE]
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