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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Roland Delacroix" data-source="post: 568263" data-attributes="member: 1753">1e/2e game.  I was playing a LE monk.  Months ago I had put on these cursed Ruby Slippers that I couldn't take off.  They let me walk on any liquid, but looked sooooo lame with my beautifull silk kimono.  Months (real time) later:My party is traveling in a convoy of 3 galleons on the high seas.  A terrible storm has come out of nowhere and we are in danger of being smashed to splinters by the several hundred foot waves.  Everyone is below decks puking except for a few critical seamen, me, the party elf wiz and the cavalier.  Suddenly, a portal opens on the heaving deck.Out steps a 12' tall demon-woman, wearing nothing but a gold necklace and brass bracelets on all 6 of her arms!  She begins to take the ship apart, smashing wood to pieces with her fists, as the party slides all over the wet, churning deck.  We yell for our friends but don't stand a chance to be heard over the storm.  The seamen try to stop her but get thrown overboard like wet rats.  I throw chunks of wood at her and pose meanacingly, trying to get her to fight me instead destroying the ship.  She approaches, I grapple her, and pull her over the side of the ship!She sinks into the sea as I stand, safe, on top of the heaving sea!  One monent the ship is hundreds of feet above me, seconds later hudreds of feet below.  I make my way back to the ship through the driving rain when 4 hands grab my legs!  The demon-bitch pulls herself up, then casts some sort of water-walk spell.  At this point the Mortal Combat music starts as we joint in a massive kung-fu beat down on the roiling, storm driven sea.  My allies yell "Finish her!" from the deck of the ship.  Lightning arched down, striking a ship once, but noone could tell the smashing thunder from the sound of our massive blows.Unfortunatly for this kali wanna-be i was quite proficient with Imobilizing Hold.  She got in some good licks, but after I disabled all 6 of her arms all she could do was gibber while I slowly snapped her neck.  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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