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What's the most rat bastard thing you've ever done as a DM?
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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 913139" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>One player bought release from slavery a female winged folk. Then he married her. Drops her off in Saltmarsh mansion, which the party had cleared. He then goes to hang out in City of Invincible OverLord. He stays there for a month. Not one mention of sending money, letters, help etc, the reality of it he forgot he was married. In the middle of a typhoon hitting the city he remembers. He drags the party back to Saltmarsh. The house is dark. He opens the door sees darkness. He sees two sets of glowing eyes on the stairs. He is attack by a St Bernard name Cool Joe. And the Dogs wife a black cat . As he rolls clear he takes a crossbow bolt to shoulder. When the light comes on, the one other player remember he had a Continual Light pebble. He is looking at his wife with a reloaded crossbow. The dog is really a polymorph paladin. And the cat is polymorph wizard. All three of NPCs are mad at his character. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Same player different character. Ranger has rescued a mountain lion cub from the bad guy. Enters combat later that day. Gets hit with a crit. Open chest wound immediate death. Mountain cub starts playing patty cake with dead ranger’s heart. The ranger was raised later that day.</p><p></p><p>Same group and same player. Yes Robert caught a lot of grief but he could handle it.</p><p>Clear out part of Temple of Elemental Evil. Go to nearest big city for to raise dead. While at the city, they buy the deed to moathouse they had cleared. One or two problems. The king did not own the land the moathouse was on, the great druid did. King 5,000 g.p. richer. Players learn to ask townspeople about borders.</p><p></p><p>Same group of gamers. They had clear out the temple of elemental evil and swore they never go back. The party had looted all coins and stuff except for the gems in the throne room. But they left all the weapons armour and equipment. The npc cleric hired towns people and wagons. They pick up the party leftovers. When they return to Hommlet, the npc cleric is part owner of most of town. Is everyone buddy. And some of towns people have better armour than what the party originally started with.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 913139, member: 277"] One player bought release from slavery a female winged folk. Then he married her. Drops her off in Saltmarsh mansion, which the party had cleared. He then goes to hang out in City of Invincible OverLord. He stays there for a month. Not one mention of sending money, letters, help etc, the reality of it he forgot he was married. In the middle of a typhoon hitting the city he remembers. He drags the party back to Saltmarsh. The house is dark. He opens the door sees darkness. He sees two sets of glowing eyes on the stairs. He is attack by a St Bernard name Cool Joe. And the Dogs wife a black cat . As he rolls clear he takes a crossbow bolt to shoulder. When the light comes on, the one other player remember he had a Continual Light pebble. He is looking at his wife with a reloaded crossbow. The dog is really a polymorph paladin. And the cat is polymorph wizard. All three of NPCs are mad at his character. Same player different character. Ranger has rescued a mountain lion cub from the bad guy. Enters combat later that day. Gets hit with a crit. Open chest wound immediate death. Mountain cub starts playing patty cake with dead ranger’s heart. The ranger was raised later that day. Same group and same player. Yes Robert caught a lot of grief but he could handle it. Clear out part of Temple of Elemental Evil. Go to nearest big city for to raise dead. While at the city, they buy the deed to moathouse they had cleared. One or two problems. The king did not own the land the moathouse was on, the great druid did. King 5,000 g.p. richer. Players learn to ask townspeople about borders. Same group of gamers. They had clear out the temple of elemental evil and swore they never go back. The party had looted all coins and stuff except for the gems in the throne room. But they left all the weapons armour and equipment. The npc cleric hired towns people and wagons. They pick up the party leftovers. When they return to Hommlet, the npc cleric is part owner of most of town. Is everyone buddy. And some of towns people have better armour than what the party originally started with. [/QUOTE]
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