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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 920720" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>Mike one of my first Dms did this years ago. </p><p>We encounter an evil wizard sitting in front of crystal ball floating about a table. We take the guards out quick. Dwayne laughs and one of his character charges and yell he going to destroy the ball. Wizard drops the illusion and Dwayne's fighter runs straight into black ball... sphere of annihalition. </p><p>We escape.</p><p>Later in the dungeon Dwayne thief opens a pit trap which is deep and has spears in it. We move pass it on the two foot ledge. Dwayne is bragging about being a super thief because he finds and disarming all the traps for the next three rooms. Then the holey room.</p><p>I forget the size of it but on the opposite side is a wall with lots and lots of one foot holes in it.</p><p>Dwayne goes to check it out.</p><p>Wizard's voice calmly... Shall we play ball?</p><p>Out floats a black ball and moves toward Dwayne.</p><p>Dwayne- I turn and flee the dungeon.</p><p>DM- Are you sure? You have close the doors and stuff ...</p><p>Dwayne- I turn on my boots of speed and crash thru. I;m gone!</p><p>...</p><p>...</p><p>Dwayne forgot about the pit trap. Ouch.</p><p>...</p><p>...</p><p>The magic user detects magic on the floating ball...</p><p>No magic...</p><p>The magic user pulls a dagger and pokes the ball...</p><p>....</p><p>POP!. It was a black balloon!</p><p>dwayne stills remembers when he ran away from a balloon after twenty years...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 920720, member: 277"] Mike one of my first Dms did this years ago. We encounter an evil wizard sitting in front of crystal ball floating about a table. We take the guards out quick. Dwayne laughs and one of his character charges and yell he going to destroy the ball. Wizard drops the illusion and Dwayne's fighter runs straight into black ball... sphere of annihalition. We escape. Later in the dungeon Dwayne thief opens a pit trap which is deep and has spears in it. We move pass it on the two foot ledge. Dwayne is bragging about being a super thief because he finds and disarming all the traps for the next three rooms. Then the holey room. I forget the size of it but on the opposite side is a wall with lots and lots of one foot holes in it. Dwayne goes to check it out. Wizard's voice calmly... Shall we play ball? Out floats a black ball and moves toward Dwayne. Dwayne- I turn and flee the dungeon. DM- Are you sure? You have close the doors and stuff ... Dwayne- I turn on my boots of speed and crash thru. I;m gone! ... ... Dwayne forgot about the pit trap. Ouch. ... ... The magic user detects magic on the floating ball... No magic... The magic user pulls a dagger and pokes the ball... .... POP!. It was a black balloon! dwayne stills remembers when he ran away from a balloon after twenty years... [/QUOTE]
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