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<blockquote data-quote="jonesy" data-source="post: 5745045" data-attributes="member: 10324"><p>I was in London in Leisure Games with two friends and just looking for anything that might catch my eye while they were paying for their stuff when I came across this banged up copy of the The Book of Marvelous Magic on the floor.</p><p></p><p>It was scribbled full of little notes with a red fountain pen. While I was reading it wondering how it got there and wow this stuff is crazy this guy walks up next to me and remarks: "My character has all of those."</p><p></p><p>I look, and it's a guy in a yellow t-shirt that says "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap". But it wasn't a fat guy. It was a skinny tall dude with a moustache, skinny white leggings, a white vest under the t-shirt, a white bowtie, and a stack of books under one arm.</p><p></p><p>I went: "Sorry? The items in this book?"</p><p></p><p>And he came back with: "And the ones I wrote in."</p><p></p><p>And I realize it's his book. The little scribbled notes were all items. Crazy-level munchkin items. And he'd filled every available space of the book with them. Not only that, he'd changed the items already in the book with small corrections like 'shoots lasers' and 'always works'.</p><p></p><p>So I gave him the book back. And smiled a little to appease the scream in my head.</p><p></p><p>And then we went to Orc's Nest.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><a href="http://comedians.jokes.com/lewis-black/videos/lewis-black---college-horse" target="_blank">Lewis Black - College Horse - Video Clip | Comedy Centrals Jokes.com</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jonesy, post: 5745045, member: 10324"] I was in London in Leisure Games with two friends and just looking for anything that might catch my eye while they were paying for their stuff when I came across this banged up copy of the The Book of Marvelous Magic on the floor. It was scribbled full of little notes with a red fountain pen. While I was reading it wondering how it got there and wow this stuff is crazy this guy walks up next to me and remarks: "My character has all of those." I look, and it's a guy in a yellow t-shirt that says "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap". But it wasn't a fat guy. It was a skinny tall dude with a moustache, skinny white leggings, a white vest under the t-shirt, a white bowtie, and a stack of books under one arm. I went: "Sorry? The items in this book?" And he came back with: "And the ones I wrote in." And I realize it's his book. The little scribbled notes were all items. Crazy-level munchkin items. And he'd filled every available space of the book with them. Not only that, he'd changed the items already in the book with small corrections like 'shoots lasers' and 'always works'. So I gave him the book back. And smiled a little to appease the scream in my head. And then we went to Orc's Nest. [url=http://comedians.jokes.com/lewis-black/videos/lewis-black---college-horse]Lewis Black - College Horse - Video Clip | Comedy Centrals Jokes.com[/url] [/QUOTE]
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