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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gizzard" data-source="post: 688004" data-attributes="member: 527">I ran across Beastmaster 2 on cable the other day and thought it was both a terrible SciFi movie and a terrible Fantasy movie.  Here's what happened:Flipping around the channels, I find some loinclothed he-man and his pet tiger being attacked by someone in a rubber monster suit.  One of them is attacking via some sort of orangey eye-ray that looks like it was scribbled directly onto the film with crayon.  I watch in disbelief, trying to identify the film.  I give up after a few minutes because I cannot stand the pain of watching.Ten minutes later, I have completed my cycle of the channels and have returned to the once mighty KRON (for Bay Area people.)  I find some sort of police-future thing going on, again the acting and production values are so horrible I, again, fail to ID the film before giving up.  Later, I find out this was not two separate films, it was one single entity called Beastmaster 2.  Somehow the terrible SF police thing connected to the horrible Fantasy tiger-rubber monster thing.  I can't even believe it.  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Of stuff I actually paid to watch (and therefore watched the whole thing) Freejack was pretty darn bad.  Mick Jagger and Christopher Lambert in some sort of futuristic penal colony.  Gah.</blockquote>