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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Ulrick" data-source="post: 6008433" data-attributes="member: 775">Beyond is a room where a half dozen gamers sit around a table with all of their books and dice. They eagerly invite you to sit down and roll up a character. But they never actually play the game. Most of them debate politics while the DM and the Rules Lawyer argue with each other. Meanwhile, you've been seated next to the most obnoxious and flatulent of the bunch who can't keep his hands to himself and keeps telling you stories about his character, Eldrizzter, who's somehow related to both Drizzt and Elminster and why he's 1000 times better than the character you just rolled up.You keep trying to leave, but the obnoxious guy keeps wrapping his arms around you and saying "Come'on, stay just a bit longer!" while giving you a noogie.The question is: You still have your torch lit, so what do you do?</blockquote>