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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Merkuri" data-source="post: 3889177" data-attributes="member: 41321">We're going through the World's Largest Dungeon with a very eclectic group, including a cultured kobold bard (me) and a strong-and-smart-as-an-ox orc.  As a reward for something I don't remember, the DM gave the orc a table full of random and mostly useless goodies, and at any time he could reach into his pack, roll a die, and pull out one of these random items.  It was designed as a source of amusement, rather than an actual thing that could effect the game.We were waiting for the scout to get back from scouting and were fooling around with a little role play.  The kobold was trying to explain to the orc, who was largely oblivious to these things, what they were looking for.  Here are some excerpts from the transcript of that game (played over OpenRPG).  Tesil is the kobold and Thugdar is the orc (who, remember, is dumb as a brick):Tesil: "We're looking for more images of the woman."Thugdar: "We'se look for wimmin'? We got time for dat?"** Tesil chuckles. "Not that way, Thug." **Tesil: "It's not a real woman we're looking for, just an illusion of one."Tesil: "An image, I mean."** Thugdar works out all the new information. **Thugdar: OOh, I knows what dat is....** Thugdar roots through his pack [1d342] => [119] = (119) **** Thugdar pulls out a rotting animal skin **Thugdar: Dat like dis? Unkle Thrakt tell me dis is ill-ushin.Tesil: "No, that's a dead badger."** Thugdar takes a whiff **Tesil: "If you could put your hand through it, then it would be an illusion."** Thugdar puts his hand through the skin with a loud ripping sound. **Tesil: "Um, that's not what I meant."Thugdar: Unkle Thrakt smart.** Thugdar puts the illusion back in his pack. **** Thugdar 's brains cells start firing.... **Thugdar: Dat means lots ting ill-ushins....goats, peoples, dat one elly-phant.....Tesil: "Um, please don't test if things are illusions by putting your hand through them."</blockquote>

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