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<blockquote data-quote="Heathen72" data-source="post: 3023729" data-attributes="member: 7029"><p>From <a href="http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art3316.asp" target="_blank">Dr Smith's Insult Library</a>, what to call the next Warforged Clod who steps on your character's toes. </p><p>Best used by cowardly mages, NPC Academics or thwarted Villains!</p><p></p><p>Animated Hunk of Machinery </p><p>Animated Weather Station </p><p>Arrogant Automation </p><p>As Protective as a Leaky Umbrella </p><p>Assassin </p><p>Astigmatic Automaton </p><p>Automated Oaf </p><p>Babbling Birdbrain </p><p>Babbling Bumpkin </p><p>Bellicose Bumpkin </p><p>Benedict Arnold </p><p>Big Mouth </p><p>Blithering Blatherskite </p><p>Blithering Booby </p><p>Blithering Bumpkin </p><p>Blundering Bag of Bolts </p><p>Booby </p><p>Book Making Booby </p><p>Broken down Has Been </p><p>Brutish Product of the Mineral World </p><p>Bubble Brain </p><p>Bubble Headed Booby </p><p>Bubble Head </p><p>Bulbous Bumpkin </p><p>Bumbling Bag of Bolts </p><p>Bumbling Birdbrain </p><p>Bumbling Booby </p><p>Bumbling Bucket of Bolts </p><p>Bumbling Cracker Barrel </p><p>Bumptious Booby </p><p>Bumptious Braggart </p><p>Bungler</p><p>Bungling Incompetent</p><p>Cackling Cacophony</p><p>Cackling Canister</p><p>Cackling Clod</p><p>Cackling Cuckoo</p><p>Cackling Coward</p><p>Cantankerous Clod</p><p>Cantankerous Cold Hearted Clod </p><p>Caterwauling Clod</p><p>Cautious Clump</p><p>Chattering Magpie</p><p>Clanking Clod</p><p>Clod</p><p>Clod Like Collection of Condensers</p><p>Clumsy Clod</p><p>Clumsy Clump</p><p>Clumsy Clout</p><p>Clunker</p><p>Complete Moron</p><p>Computerized Clod</p><p>Computerized Clump</p><p>Confused Compass</p><p>Coward</p><p>Cowardly Clump</p><p>Cumbersome Clump</p><p>Cybernetic Simpleton</p><p>Cybernetic Skeptic</p><p>Defective Detective</p><p>Dehumanized Lie Dispenser</p><p>Demented Diode</p><p>Deplorable Dummy</p><p>Deplorable Dunderhead</p><p>Despoty Dunce</p><p>Digitized Dunce</p><p>Dippity Dunce</p><p>Disreputable Dunce</p><p>Disreputable Dunderhead</p><p>Doddering Dunderhead</p><p>Doctor Dunderhead</p><p>Dunce</p><p>Dunderhead</p><p>Dundering Dolt</p><p>Elephantine Adam</p><p>Evasive Coward</p><p>Ferrous Frankenstein</p><p>Fiend in Tin clothing</p><p>Floundering Flunky</p><p>Fool</p><p>Foolish Fop</p><p>Frightful Fractious Frump</p><p>Frozen Eskimo</p><p>Fugitive from a Junk Heap</p><p>Fugitive from a Scrap Metal Yard</p><p>Fugitive from a Scrap Heap</p><p>Galumphing Gargoyle</p><p>Gargantuan Goose</p><p>Garrulous Gargoyle</p><p>Ghoul</p><p>Gigantic Gargoyle</p><p>Goose</p><p>Gregarious Gremlin</p><p>Hard Headed Harbinger of Death</p><p>Hard Headed Harbinger of Evil</p><p>Hardware Hyena</p><p>Hopeless Heap of Tainted Tin</p><p>Hulking Mass of Mechanical Ignorance</p><p>Hypertensive Hypochondriac</p><p>Idiot</p><p>Ignominious Ignoramus</p><p>Ill Informed Ignoramus</p><p>Impersonal Collection of Inanimate Hardware</p><p>Incompetent Idiot</p><p>Incompetent Walking Ingrate</p><p>Ineffective Ineptitude</p><p>Inept Goldbricker</p><p>Infamous Informer</p><p>Ingrate</p><p>Inguitive Ingratitude</p><p>Insensitive Brute</p><p>Insensitive Clump</p><p>Insensitive Idiot</p><p>Insensitive Machine</p><p>Insipient Aptitude</p><p>Iron Born Ingrate</p><p>Irresponsible Wine Bevier</p><p>Jabbering Jackanapes</p><p>Jabbering Jeremiah</p><p>Jabbering Judas</p><p>Judas</p><p>Juvenile Junk Pile</p><p>Know Nothing Numbskull</p><p>Lead Lined Lump</p><p>Lead Lined Lothario</p><p>Lily Livered Lump</p><p>Lily Livered Lead Lined Lump</p><p>Little Mother</p><p>Lugubrious Lump</p><p>Lugubrious Laggard</p><p>Ludicrous Lump</p><p>Mass of Fear</p><p>Mealy Mouthed Rogue</p><p>Mechanical Meddler</p><p>Mechanical Misery</p><p>Mechanical Misfit</p><p>Mechanical Murderer</p><p>Meddler</p><p>Medical School Dropout</p><p>Mediocre Misfit</p><p>Mental Midget</p><p>Mess of Metal</p><p>Metallic Murderer</p><p>Myna Bird</p><p>Miserable Mass of Metal</p><p>Miserable Mechanism</p><p>Misguided Mechanical Misery</p><p>Misshapen Mummy</p><p>Monster</p><p>Monstrous</p><p>Mechanized Misguided Moron</p><p>Monstrous Metallurgical Meddler</p><p>Monstrous Mountebank</p><p>Mister Wrongway Computer</p><p>Mumbling Mass of Metal</p><p>My Brave Hero</p><p>My Insensitive Friend</p><p>Nattering Ninny</p><p>Neanderthal Ninny</p><p>Negligent Ninny</p><p>Nervous Ninny</p><p>Nickel Plated Nincompoop</p><p>Nickeling Ninny</p><p>Nincompoop</p><p>Ninny</p><p>Noxious Ninny</p><p>Obsolete Piece of Scrap Metal</p><p>Obsolete Oaf</p><p>Old Booby</p><p>Overcautious Concoction</p><p>Overgrown Ninny</p><p>Oversized Oaf</p><p>Parsimonious Puppet</p><p>Pathetic Pomposity</p><p>Pedagogical Pipsqueak</p><p>Pitiable Pipsqueak</p><p>Palatalized Parrot</p><p>Pompous Pipsqueak</p><p>Pot Bellied Prankster</p><p>Powered Prankster</p><p>Preening Popinjay</p><p>Presumptuous Popinjay</p><p>Presumptuous Pipsqueak</p><p>Primitive Pile of Pistons</p><p>Proverbial Neanderthal Ninny</p><p>Puny Pipsqueak</p><p>Pusillanimous Pinhead</p><p>Pusillanimous Pipsqueak</p><p>Pusillanimous Puncher</p><p>Pusillanimous Puppet</p><p>Puselous Tyrant</p><p>Quivering Quintessence of Fear</p><p>Ramshackle Romeo</p><p>Real Great Goose</p><p>Ridiculous Robot</p><p>Ridiculous Roustabout</p><p>Ridiculous Ruin</p><p>Robust Rockhound</p><p>Roly Poly Rowdy</p><p>Rusty Rasputin</p><p>Sanctimonious Scatterbrain</p><p>Scurrilous Scatterbrain</p><p>Sententious Sloth</p><p>Sickening Cybernetic</p><p>Silent Sentinel</p><p>Silly Goose</p><p>Silly Old Ninny</p><p>Silly Sausage</p><p>Silly Sloth</p><p>Silly Looking Bucket of Bolts</p><p>Silver Plated Sellout</p><p>Simple Simon</p><p>Snickering Cinder Box</p><p>Sorry Specimen of Computerhood</p><p>Steely Eyed Sorcerer</p><p>Stupid Friend</p><p>Stubborn Clatterbrain</p><p>Tarnished Trumpet</p><p>Tattletale</p><p>Terrified Mechanical Dunderhead</p><p>Tin Monster</p><p>Tin Plated Fool</p><p>Tin Plated Fraud</p><p>Tin Plated Tattletale</p><p>Tin Plated Tintinnabulation</p><p>Tin Plated Traitor</p><p>Tin Plated Tyrant</p><p>Tintinnabulating Tin Can</p><p>Tiresome Thesaurus</p><p>Traitor</p><p>Traitorous Tintinnabulation</p><p>Traitorous Tin Plated Fugitive from a Junkyard</p><p>Traitorous Transistor Toad</p><p>Treasonous Tyrant</p><p>Uncultured Clump</p><p>Ungrateful Underling</p><p>Ungrateful Wretch</p><p>Unspeakable Insult</p><p>Unxious Underling</p><p>Weakling</p><p>Worrywart</p><p>Worthless Electronic Scrapheap</p><p>Wretch</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Heathen72, post: 3023729, member: 7029"] From [URL=http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art3316.asp]Dr Smith's Insult Library[/URL], what to call the next Warforged Clod who steps on your character's toes. Best used by cowardly mages, NPC Academics or thwarted Villains! Animated Hunk of Machinery Animated Weather Station Arrogant Automation As Protective as a Leaky Umbrella Assassin Astigmatic Automaton Automated Oaf Babbling Birdbrain Babbling Bumpkin Bellicose Bumpkin Benedict Arnold Big Mouth Blithering Blatherskite Blithering Booby Blithering Bumpkin Blundering Bag of Bolts Booby Book Making Booby Broken down Has Been Brutish Product of the Mineral World Bubble Brain Bubble Headed Booby Bubble Head Bulbous Bumpkin Bumbling Bag of Bolts Bumbling Birdbrain Bumbling Booby Bumbling Bucket of Bolts Bumbling Cracker Barrel Bumptious Booby Bumptious Braggart Bungler Bungling Incompetent Cackling Cacophony Cackling Canister Cackling Clod Cackling Cuckoo Cackling Coward Cantankerous Clod Cantankerous Cold Hearted Clod Caterwauling Clod Cautious Clump Chattering Magpie Clanking Clod Clod Clod Like Collection of Condensers Clumsy Clod Clumsy Clump Clumsy Clout Clunker Complete Moron Computerized Clod Computerized Clump Confused Compass Coward Cowardly Clump Cumbersome Clump Cybernetic Simpleton Cybernetic Skeptic Defective Detective Dehumanized Lie Dispenser Demented Diode Deplorable Dummy Deplorable Dunderhead Despoty Dunce Digitized Dunce Dippity Dunce Disreputable Dunce Disreputable Dunderhead Doddering Dunderhead Doctor Dunderhead Dunce Dunderhead Dundering Dolt Elephantine Adam Evasive Coward Ferrous Frankenstein Fiend in Tin clothing Floundering Flunky Fool Foolish Fop Frightful Fractious Frump Frozen Eskimo Fugitive from a Junk Heap Fugitive from a Scrap Metal Yard Fugitive from a Scrap Heap Galumphing Gargoyle Gargantuan Goose Garrulous Gargoyle Ghoul Gigantic Gargoyle Goose Gregarious Gremlin Hard Headed Harbinger of Death Hard Headed Harbinger of Evil Hardware Hyena Hopeless Heap of Tainted Tin Hulking Mass of Mechanical Ignorance Hypertensive Hypochondriac Idiot Ignominious Ignoramus Ill Informed Ignoramus Impersonal Collection of Inanimate Hardware Incompetent Idiot Incompetent Walking Ingrate Ineffective Ineptitude Inept Goldbricker Infamous Informer Ingrate Inguitive Ingratitude Insensitive Brute Insensitive Clump Insensitive Idiot Insensitive Machine Insipient Aptitude Iron Born Ingrate Irresponsible Wine Bevier Jabbering Jackanapes Jabbering Jeremiah Jabbering Judas Judas Juvenile Junk Pile Know Nothing Numbskull Lead Lined Lump Lead Lined Lothario Lily Livered Lump Lily Livered Lead Lined Lump Little Mother Lugubrious Lump Lugubrious Laggard Ludicrous Lump Mass of Fear Mealy Mouthed Rogue Mechanical Meddler Mechanical Misery Mechanical Misfit Mechanical Murderer Meddler Medical School Dropout Mediocre Misfit Mental Midget Mess of Metal Metallic Murderer Myna Bird Miserable Mass of Metal Miserable Mechanism Misguided Mechanical Misery Misshapen Mummy Monster Monstrous Mechanized Misguided Moron Monstrous Metallurgical Meddler Monstrous Mountebank Mister Wrongway Computer Mumbling Mass of Metal My Brave Hero My Insensitive Friend Nattering Ninny Neanderthal Ninny Negligent Ninny Nervous Ninny Nickel Plated Nincompoop Nickeling Ninny Nincompoop Ninny Noxious Ninny Obsolete Piece of Scrap Metal Obsolete Oaf Old Booby Overcautious Concoction Overgrown Ninny Oversized Oaf Parsimonious Puppet Pathetic Pomposity Pedagogical Pipsqueak Pitiable Pipsqueak Palatalized Parrot Pompous Pipsqueak Pot Bellied Prankster Powered Prankster Preening Popinjay Presumptuous Popinjay Presumptuous Pipsqueak Primitive Pile of Pistons Proverbial Neanderthal Ninny Puny Pipsqueak Pusillanimous Pinhead Pusillanimous Pipsqueak Pusillanimous Puncher Pusillanimous Puppet Puselous Tyrant Quivering Quintessence of Fear Ramshackle Romeo Real Great Goose Ridiculous Robot Ridiculous Roustabout Ridiculous Ruin Robust Rockhound Roly Poly Rowdy Rusty Rasputin Sanctimonious Scatterbrain Scurrilous Scatterbrain Sententious Sloth Sickening Cybernetic Silent Sentinel Silly Goose Silly Old Ninny Silly Sausage Silly Sloth Silly Looking Bucket of Bolts Silver Plated Sellout Simple Simon Snickering Cinder Box Sorry Specimen of Computerhood Steely Eyed Sorcerer Stupid Friend Stubborn Clatterbrain Tarnished Trumpet Tattletale Terrified Mechanical Dunderhead Tin Monster Tin Plated Fool Tin Plated Fraud Tin Plated Tattletale Tin Plated Tintinnabulation Tin Plated Traitor Tin Plated Tyrant Tintinnabulating Tin Can Tiresome Thesaurus Traitor Traitorous Tintinnabulation Traitorous Tin Plated Fugitive from a Junkyard Traitorous Transistor Toad Treasonous Tyrant Uncultured Clump Ungrateful Underling Ungrateful Wretch Unspeakable Insult Unxious Underling Weakling Worrywart Worthless Electronic Scrapheap Wretch [/QUOTE]
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