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<blockquote data-quote="Thunderfoot" data-source="post: 5462937" data-attributes="member: 34175"><p>I thought they were in the PHB now....</p><p></p><p><strong>They're in the Pee-Hub Now</strong> (with many many apologies to Johnny Cash)</p><p>There’s this drow by the name of Drizz’t</p><p>The players thought he was the Shiz-nit</p><p>They all wanted to play drow in the realms</p><p>But I found out last Monday</p><p>That WotC changed things on Sunday</p><p>They've found a way to get books to fly off the shelves</p><p>They’re in the Pee-Hub (PHB) now. They're in the Pee-Hub now</p><p>They aren’t monsters anymore, they’re the race the PC’s all adore.</p><p>They’re in the Pee-Hub now</p><p></p><p>My eyes they’ve gone all teary</p><p>My mood is less than cheery</p><p>‘Cause every time we start a new campaign</p><p>I just know what’s a comin’ </p><p>When those dice they start a thrumin’</p><p>Cause every time the results are all the same</p><p>They’re in the Pee-Hub now. They're in the Pee-Hub now</p><p>I think I’ll blast up to the stars, if I see another dual wield scimitars</p><p>They’re in the Pee-Hub now</p><p></p><p>So elves they just won’t do it</p><p>The gnomes well they just blew it</p><p>And even dragonborn look kind of trite</p><p>Cause since the rules been changed</p><p>All my players have deranged</p><p>Into a group of Do Urden look-a-likes.</p><p>They’re in the Pee-Hub now. They're in the Pee-Hub now</p><p>I’m so mad I start to froth, I guess I should be glad they don’t worship Lloth</p><p>‘Cause they’re in the Pee-Hub now</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Thunderfoot, post: 5462937, member: 34175"] I thought they were in the PHB now.... [B]They're in the Pee-Hub Now[/B] (with many many apologies to Johnny Cash) There’s this drow by the name of Drizz’t The players thought he was the Shiz-nit They all wanted to play drow in the realms But I found out last Monday That WotC changed things on Sunday They've found a way to get books to fly off the shelves They’re in the Pee-Hub (PHB) now. They're in the Pee-Hub now They aren’t monsters anymore, they’re the race the PC’s all adore. They’re in the Pee-Hub now My eyes they’ve gone all teary My mood is less than cheery ‘Cause every time we start a new campaign I just know what’s a comin’ When those dice they start a thrumin’ Cause every time the results are all the same They’re in the Pee-Hub now. They're in the Pee-Hub now I think I’ll blast up to the stars, if I see another dual wield scimitars They’re in the Pee-Hub now So elves they just won’t do it The gnomes well they just blew it And even dragonborn look kind of trite Cause since the rules been changed All my players have deranged Into a group of Do Urden look-a-likes. They’re in the Pee-Hub now. They're in the Pee-Hub now I’m so mad I start to froth, I guess I should be glad they don’t worship Lloth ‘Cause they’re in the Pee-Hub now [/QUOTE]
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