Where's my April Issue?

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Wow. What a... Disappointment.


I'll just insert a log of the discussion from my MUX here to sum up. I'm Superman, the Cabbit is one of my online players as well as being on my MUX.

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Teroyo-Ohki-B says "Clark, this isn't a very funny issue."

You say "No, its not. I plan to complain."
You say "Its April."
You say "April issues should have comedy in them."

Teroyo-Ohki-B says "Dixie's costume is from last month's cover."

You say "Apparently, though, the majority of the D&D Hobby has become brain-dead stuck up white guys who think "Funny" is anything Adam Sandler does."

Teroyo-Ohki-B says "I didn't like the metatextual bits. "Feat: Avoid getting chinese.""

You say "There's even a bit in there that reinforces the stereotype of the D&D Gamer being a college kid who hides his game from his girlfriend."
You say "Note the "HIS" in there."

Teroyo-Ohki-B says "I want more Bard on the Run!"

Superman-19 is planning to write and complain.

Teroyo-Ohki-B says "I'd like the video game bit to be on Hexen and the chicken spell!"

You say "The Dark! Grit! Angst! crap is invading my real hobby."

Teroyo-Ohki-B says "I waaaaaaaaaaaaaant DRAGONMIRTH!"
Teroyo-Ohki-B says "At the very least, they could have thrown Toon d20 in there."

You say "Something. this is crap that the red-eyed stoners post posting that "DooDz. Mi 20Brb kin kik Orkus' azz." would laugh at."
You say "Maybe they should check the ENWorld message boards... The average D&D player is fast becoming a married professional in their mid-twenties to mid-thirites, a parent and in general, a normal person."
You say "Maybe that's the joke."
You say "Maybe the subtle mis-focus on Bevis and Butthead as the typical player is the joke in the magazine."
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And there it is. I'm a long-haul subscriber. I renew in three-year blocks. Why in the world would they take out the humor section... or worse, replace it with things both my 8-year-old and 15-year-old sons (Who are in my tabletop group, along with my wife) remarked: "That's not funny."?

Oh well. Maybe next year.

Edit for gramatical error.
 

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You should've seen the howls of indignant protest over last year's April Fool's issue of Dragon. People seemed personally offended that D&D wasn't being taken deadly seriously. I like the humor issues, and I'd be disappointed if they disappeared forever. But, I wouldn't be surprised, with all the wailing and gnashing of teeth that has always accompanied them.
 

Well, now someone needs to post the cover for me. It always takes 2-3 weeks before my local comic store gets the issue in, and I don't want to wait that long.
 


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