D&D General Which is better?

[Baldurs_Underdark]

This urgently needs to be made into a poll.

I prefer ogres. Elves taste bland and there's barely any meat on their bones.

It depends on the marinade. Also, bones are good for soup.

 

[Seramus]

Elves have all the best puns.

1. “Gaining some elf-confidence.”
2. “I’ve got good elf-control.”
3. “Let me take an elfie.”
4. “I’ve got a lot of elf-determination.”
5. “Just be your-elf.”
6. “Elves are the cutest. Don’t you a-green?”
7. “You like my elf-portrait?”
8. “I’m very elf-sufficient during the holidays.”
9. “You’ve got to apply your-elf.”
10. “Just being my-elf.”
11. “You’ve got to pull your-elf together.”
12. “I made these cookies all my-elf.”
13. “Don’t be so elfish.”
14. “I could really go for some fettuccini elfredo right now.”
15. “Take an elfie. It’ll last longer.”
16. “I’m an elf-taught Christmas decorator.”
17. “I’ve got high elf-esteem.”
18. “You’ve got to treat yo’elf during the holidays.”
19. “You’ve got to believe in your elf.”
20. “Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
21. “Do you know your elf-abet?”
22. “If Rudolph and an elf became besties, would their BFF nickname be rudelf?”
23. “Hey, ain’t elf bad.”
24. “As elf!”
25. “Get the elf out of here.”
26. “Ready for my 15 minutes elf fame.”
27. “Best elf the bunch.”
28. “Have an elf-ing good Christmas.”
29. “I’m just a workshop in progress.”
30. “You used to call me on my elf phone.”
31. “I’m just a little elf-ish and want all the presents for my-elf.”
32. “All in a day’s workshop.”
33. “If the pointy shoe fits, wear it.”
34. “I’m simply ear-resistible.”
35. “Bring the house-elf down.”
36. “Now you’re just some Dobby that I used to know.”
37. “Elf-ementary my deer Watson.”
38. “I’ve got some house-elf rules.”
39. “That’s going to cost you an arm and a Legolas.”
40. “I’m an elf and safety inspector.”
41. “Elves love wrap music.”
42. “I’m just a Kreacher of habit.”
43. “My elf puns really sleigh.”
44. “Elves only use jingle bills.”
45. “I’m a bad elf. You could say I’m a rebel without a Claus.”
46. “My favorite musician is Elf-is Presley.”
47. “I’m elf-employed.”
48. “I prefer taking the elf-avator.”
49. “Let’s play it by ear.”
50. “Sometimes in life, you just have to green and bear it.”
51. “An elf is always ear for you.”
52. “If you can’t get to it right now, you’ve got to shelf it for later.”
53. “I can’t wait for the new ear.”
54. “Come ear often?”
55. “More elf puns Claus I said so.”

 

[Dioltach]

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvish.

 

[Blue]

Can't we all get along? Here's a jolly pair of elf and ogre playing together.

 

[Jer]

Neither. D&D is gnomes.

I believe that the correct answer is "thouls".

 

[aco175]

 

[TaranTheWanderer]

The title of this thread is click-bait. Obviously written by an elf and not an ogre.

 

[Oofta]

You know that myth about elves sailing off to Valinor? Simply marketing to obscure the truth. At a certain age, elves become ogres. Frodo and Bilbo sail off to Valinor? Let's just say they were invited to lunch as the main entrée guests of honor.