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<blockquote data-quote="Seramus" data-source="post: 8590668" data-attributes="member: 6812658"><p>Elves have all the <a href="https://www.elitedaily.com/lifestyle/elf-puns-quotes-instagram-captions" target="_blank">best puns</a>.</p><ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Gaining some elf-confidence.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I’ve got good elf-control.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Let me take an elfie.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I’ve got a lot of elf-determination.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Just be your-elf.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Elves are the cutest. Don’t you a-green?”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“You like my elf-portrait?”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I’m very elf-sufficient during the holidays.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“You’ve got to apply your-elf.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Just being my-elf.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“You’ve got to pull your-elf together.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I made these cookies all my-elf.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Don’t be so elfish.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I could really go for some fettuccini elfredo right now.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Take an elfie. It’ll last longer.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I’m an elf-taught Christmas decorator.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I’ve got high elf-esteem.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“You’ve got to treat yo’elf during the holidays.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“You’ve got to believe in your elf.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Do you know your elf-abet?”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“If Rudolph and an elf became besties, would their BFF nickname be rudelf?”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Hey, ain’t elf bad.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“As elf!”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Get the elf out of here.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Ready for my 15 minutes elf fame.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Best elf the bunch.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Have an elf-ing good Christmas.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I’m just a workshop in progress.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“You used to call me on my elf phone.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I’m just a little elf-ish and want all the presents for my-elf.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“All in a day’s workshop.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“If the pointy shoe fits, wear it.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I’m simply ear-resistible.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Bring the house-elf down.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Now you’re just some Dobby that I used to know.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Elf-ementary my deer Watson.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I’ve got some house-elf rules.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“That’s going to cost you an arm and a Legolas.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I’m an elf and safety inspector.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Elves love wrap music.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I’m just a Kreacher of habit.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“My elf puns really sleigh.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Elves only use jingle bills.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I’m a bad elf. You could say I’m a rebel without a Claus.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“My favorite musician is Elf-is Presley.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I’m elf-employed.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I prefer taking the elf-avator.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Let’s play it by ear.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Sometimes in life, you just have to green and bear it.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“An elf is always ear for you.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“If you can’t get to it right now, you’ve got to shelf it for later.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“I can’t wait for the new ear.”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“Come ear often?”</em></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><em>“More elf puns Claus I said so.”</em></li> </ol></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Seramus, post: 8590668, member: 6812658"] Elves have all the [URL='https://www.elitedaily.com/lifestyle/elf-puns-quotes-instagram-captions']best puns[/URL]. [LIST=1] [*][I]“Gaining some elf-confidence.”[/I] [*][I]“I’ve got good elf-control.”[/I] [*][I]“Let me take an elfie.”[/I] [*][I]“I’ve got a lot of elf-determination.”[/I] [*][I]“Just be your-elf.”[/I] [*][I]“Elves are the cutest. Don’t you a-green?”[/I] [*][I]“You like my elf-portrait?”[/I] [*][I]“I’m very elf-sufficient during the holidays.”[/I] [*][I]“You’ve got to apply your-elf.”[/I] [*][I]“Just being my-elf.”[/I] [*][I]“You’ve got to pull your-elf together.”[/I] [*][I]“I made these cookies all my-elf.”[/I] [*][I]“Don’t be so elfish.”[/I] [*][I]“I could really go for some fettuccini elfredo right now.”[/I] [*][I]“Take an elfie. It’ll last longer.”[/I] [*][I]“I’m an elf-taught Christmas decorator.”[/I] [*][I]“I’ve got high elf-esteem.”[/I] [*][I]“You’ve got to treat yo’elf during the holidays.”[/I] [*][I]“You’ve got to believe in your elf.”[/I] [*][I]“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”[/I] [*][I]“Do you know your elf-abet?”[/I] [*][I]“If Rudolph and an elf became besties, would their BFF nickname be rudelf?”[/I] [*][I]“Hey, ain’t elf bad.”[/I] [*][I]“As elf!”[/I] [*][I]“Get the elf out of here.”[/I] [*][I]“Ready for my 15 minutes elf fame.”[/I] [*][I]“Best elf the bunch.”[/I] [*][I]“Have an elf-ing good Christmas.”[/I] [*][I]“I’m just a workshop in progress.”[/I] [*][I]“You used to call me on my elf phone.”[/I] [*][I]“I’m just a little elf-ish and want all the presents for my-elf.”[/I] [*][I]“All in a day’s workshop.”[/I] [*][I]“If the pointy shoe fits, wear it.”[/I] [*][I]“I’m simply ear-resistible.”[/I] [*][I]“Bring the house-elf down.”[/I] [*][I]“Now you’re just some Dobby that I used to know.”[/I] [*][I]“Elf-ementary my deer Watson.”[/I] [*][I]“I’ve got some house-elf rules.”[/I] [*][I]“That’s going to cost you an arm and a Legolas.”[/I] [*][I]“I’m an elf and safety inspector.”[/I] [*][I]“Elves love wrap music.”[/I] [*][I]“I’m just a Kreacher of habit.”[/I] [*][I]“My elf puns really sleigh.”[/I] [*][I]“Elves only use jingle bills.”[/I] [*][I]“I’m a bad elf. You could say I’m a rebel without a Claus.”[/I] [*][I]“My favorite musician is Elf-is Presley.”[/I] [*][I]“I’m elf-employed.”[/I] [*][I]“I prefer taking the elf-avator.”[/I] [*][I]“Let’s play it by ear.”[/I] [*][I]“Sometimes in life, you just have to green and bear it.”[/I] [*][I]“An elf is always ear for you.”[/I] [*][I]“If you can’t get to it right now, you’ve got to shelf it for later.”[/I] [*][I]“I can’t wait for the new ear.”[/I] [*][I]“Come ear often?”[/I] [*][I]“More elf puns Claus I said so.”[/I] [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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