Which was your favorite Santa Monica landlord?

[Goodsport]

If you can remember that far back, that is...

 

[Mister Underhill]

I see somebody got sucked into the Three's Company marathon on TVLand this weekend.

Anyway, you gotta hand it to Roper -- the double-takes, the smarmy grin, the way he holds out on Mrs. Roper.

I like Don Knotts, but what an ignominious end to a hilarious career: dressed up in polyester jumpsuits and chewing the scenery like no tomorrow. His work on The Andy Griffith Show seems subtle and nuanced by comparison.

 

[Altalazar]

Yeah, nothing beats 'Mr. Roper' - I think it should be HIS picture in the Monster Manual under the appropriate entry... CR10...

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

The REAL question is: Which one wins in a fight?

 

[Mister Underhill]

You kidding? Scroll up and look at Roper. He may seem harmless and lazy, but that's an act. He's got dead eyes, like a snake's eyes. He'd take Don Knotts down just to watch him die.