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<blockquote data-quote="Dragonhelm" data-source="post: 4589001" data-attributes="member: 3867"><p><strong>Little-known facts on alignment languages...</strong></p><p></p><p>LE is the language of lawyers and politicians. Utterance of LE words is considered an act of worship in some cultures to an evil philosophy known as Da Law.</p><p></p><p>NE is the language of informercial pitchmen such as Billy Mays, as well as Simon Cowell and the members of NKotB. <em>"I love the white stuff....baby....in the middle of an Oreo..." </em> (It just got Weird in here... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />)</p><p></p><p>CE is the language of postal workers and game designers. 'Nuff said.</p><p></p><p>LN is the language of the military and law-enforcement, and includes catchy phrases such as, <em>"Roger that. Suspect's license plate is Whiskey Tango Foxtrot..."</em></p><p></p><p>The True Neutral alignment has only one word. <em>"Meh."</em> It is the language of convenience store clerks and suicide prevention hotline operators. Unsurprisingly, these two widely different groups often converse.</p><p></p><p>CN is the language of drunks, and indecipherable except by other drunks. <em>"Bar...bartenjer. Pash me another....you're beautiful, man."</em></p><p></p><p>LG is also known as Preacher Talk, and is known for it's strong Southern dialect. <em>"Frieeeends....I am here today, to talk to you about Gaaaawd...."</em></p><p></p><p>NG is only spoken by the Power Puff Girls.</p><p></p><p>CG is actually CB talk, and spoken mostly by truckers. <em>"Shepherd to Lost Sheep, Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Got your ears on?"</em></p><p></p><p></p><p>And there you go. Lost secrets from the alignment languages.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dragonhelm, post: 4589001, member: 3867"] [b]Little-known facts on alignment languages...[/b] LE is the language of lawyers and politicians. Utterance of LE words is considered an act of worship in some cultures to an evil philosophy known as Da Law. NE is the language of informercial pitchmen such as Billy Mays, as well as Simon Cowell and the members of NKotB. [I]"I love the white stuff....baby....in the middle of an Oreo..." [/I] (It just got Weird in here... :D) CE is the language of postal workers and game designers. 'Nuff said. LN is the language of the military and law-enforcement, and includes catchy phrases such as, [I]"Roger that. Suspect's license plate is Whiskey Tango Foxtrot..."[/I] The True Neutral alignment has only one word. [I]"Meh."[/I] It is the language of convenience store clerks and suicide prevention hotline operators. Unsurprisingly, these two widely different groups often converse. CN is the language of drunks, and indecipherable except by other drunks. [I]"Bar...bartenjer. Pash me another....you're beautiful, man."[/I] LG is also known as Preacher Talk, and is known for it's strong Southern dialect. [I]"Frieeeends....I am here today, to talk to you about Gaaaawd...."[/I] NG is only spoken by the Power Puff Girls. CG is actually CB talk, and spoken mostly by truckers. [I]"Shepherd to Lost Sheep, Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Got your ears on?"[/I] And there you go. Lost secrets from the alignment languages. [/QUOTE]
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