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<blockquote data-quote="mythusmage" data-source="post: 2505537" data-attributes="member: 571">The True Reason Wizards are so WeakLack of exercise and bad diet. Wizards spend all their time studying and running experiments. The chemicals and compounds they deal with (in unsafe conditions too) don't help matters any. In addition, they rely on their apprentices for cooking, and I have yet to meet a wizard's apprentice that could boil water without burning the pan. Considering the conditions they labor under it's a wonder more wizards aren't tooling around in wheelchairs with supplement oxygen, a guide dog, and a helper capuchin.And you never want to see a wizard naked, chemical burns are ugly things. It also means they have a heightened sensitivity to cloth against the skin, which explains the voluminous robes most wear.We will not delve into a wizard's sex life.So the next time you meet an adventuring wizard be amazed at his fortitude, dedication and courage, and ask youself; Were I in his condition would I be so bloody stupid?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="mythusmage, post: 2505537, member: 571"] [b]The True Reason Wizards are so Weak[/b] Lack of exercise and bad diet. Wizards spend all their time studying and running experiments. The chemicals and compounds they deal with (in unsafe conditions too) don't help matters any. In addition, they rely on their apprentices for cooking, and I have yet to meet a wizard's apprentice that could boil water without burning the pan. Considering the conditions they labor under it's a wonder more wizards aren't tooling around in wheelchairs with supplement oxygen, a guide dog, and a helper capuchin. And you never want to see a wizard naked, chemical burns are ugly things. It also means they have a heightened sensitivity to cloth against the skin, which explains the voluminous robes most wear. We will not delve into a wizard's sex life. So the next time you meet an adventuring wizard be amazed at his fortitude, dedication and courage, and ask youself; Were I in his condition would I be so bloody stupid? [/QUOTE]

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