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<blockquote data-quote="Kinneus" data-source="post: 5157584" data-attributes="member: 48215">Dear Wizards of the Coast,&nbsp;We're writing you today to express our concern over your continued bigotry and close-mindedness regarding alignment. Year after year, edition after edition, players are encouraged to be not only Good, but Lawful. Your fine corporation seems to believe that just because agents of chaos and evil seek to extinguish all of reality in a swirling hellfire of primeval nothingness that we are somehow &quot;the bad guys.&quot;&nbsp;We've also been keeping an eye on your hiring practices, and according to our sources, the overwhelming majority of your staff trend toward both Good and Lawful. Chaotic employees can be a major asset; the occasional battle-axe wielding rampage through the marketing department is a small price to pay for a being capable of thinking outside the box, or indeed, outside of what you so foolishly call &quot;reality.&quot; We ask you to please re-examine your frankly discriminatory practices, lest we be forced to take legal action against you and/or rape your souls with a veritable carnival of mind-shattering agonies not meant to be known by man or god.&nbsp;Sincerely,Mr. Trestrigammarumadethintrasisollamarget,Chairman of the National Association for the Advancement of the Slaad Master Race, Conquerors of All Conceivable Realities (NAASMRCACR)&nbsp;P.S.- Ineffable crayon orgies recycle halfling tarnishes in the unblinking organ of the red banana hand-god intestinal bicycle chiming port scar! Pus wrinkling mind-stampings waltz in churlish green thoughts of fuzzy transubstantiation!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Kinneus, post: 5157584, member: 48215"] Dear Wizards of the Coast, We're writing you today to express our concern over your continued bigotry and close-mindedness regarding alignment. Year after year, edition after edition, players are encouraged to be not only Good, but Lawful. Your fine corporation seems to believe that just because agents of chaos and evil seek to extinguish all of reality in a swirling hellfire of primeval nothingness that we are somehow "the bad guys." We've also been keeping an eye on your hiring practices, and according to our sources, the overwhelming majority of your staff trend toward both Good and Lawful. Chaotic employees can be a major asset; the occasional battle-axe wielding rampage through the marketing department is a small price to pay for a being capable of thinking outside the box, or indeed, outside of what you so foolishly call "reality." We ask you to please re-examine your frankly discriminatory practices, lest we be forced to take legal action against you and/or rape your souls with a veritable carnival of mind-shattering agonies not meant to be known by man or god. Sincerely, Mr. Trestrigammarumadethintrasisollamarget, Chairman of the National Association for the Advancement of the Slaad Master Race, Conquerors of All Conceivable Realities (NAASMRCACR) P.S.- Ineffable crayon orgies recycle halfling tarnishes in the unblinking organ of the red banana hand-god intestinal bicycle chiming port scar! Pus wrinkling mind-stampings waltz in churlish green thoughts of fuzzy transubstantiation! [/QUOTE]

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