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<blockquote data-quote="Set" data-source="post: 4374404" data-attributes="member: 41584">I blame the Complete Elves Handbook as well.&nbsp;I was a huge elf fanboi until I read that, with stuff about human bards falling into despair, and never playing music again and wanting to deafen themselves after hearing elves (not elven bards, just any old elf-on-the-street) singing at a funeral or something, because they'd never hear anything that speshul again.&nbsp;While I'm sure there wasn't a rule for it, the book definitely conveyed the impression that elf poop didn't stink, and indeed, magically helped grow forests and smelled lemony-fresh!&nbsp;Reading that book made me look at my former elf-loving self with the sort of dubious 'I'm embarassed for you' look that I would give a furry erotica enthusiast.&nbsp;The Complete *Dwarves* Handbook, on other hand, freaking *rocked.*&nbsp; I never cared at all for Dwarves before reading that book.&nbsp; Battleragers?&nbsp; Awesome.&nbsp; My dorkhood remains intact, even after falling out of love with elves.&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Set, post: 4374404, member: 41584"] I blame the Complete Elves Handbook as well. I was a huge elf fanboi until I read that, with stuff about human bards falling into despair, and never playing music again and wanting to deafen themselves after hearing elves (not elven bards, just any old elf-on-the-street) singing at a funeral or something, because they'd never hear anything that speshul again. While I'm sure there wasn't a rule for it, the book definitely conveyed the impression that elf poop didn't stink, and indeed, magically helped grow forests and smelled lemony-fresh! Reading that book made me look at my former elf-loving self with the sort of dubious 'I'm embarassed for you' look that I would give a furry erotica enthusiast. The Complete *Dwarves* Handbook, on other hand, freaking *rocked.* I never cared at all for Dwarves before reading that book. Battleragers? Awesome. My dorkhood remains intact, even after falling out of love with elves. :) [/QUOTE]

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