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<blockquote data-quote="Mecheon" data-source="post: 8683245" data-attributes="member: 6801776"><p>I got a few gnomes, y'know!</p><p></p><p>Let's see now there's...</p><p></p><p>Wrenchester, the PTSD-suffering assassin who gets involved in stuff to avoid thinking about the past and his situation. Likes ravens. Also enjoys pranks, but 90% of the time they're just excuses for him to show how stealthy he is. Also has a hobby of making machines. Tiny machines. Tiny machines to replicate life as closely as possible. Some call them 'toys', sure, but others, art and a way to re-look at life and nature</p><p>... why've I forgotten my gnome druid's name. Regardless he's just an old man who's not afraid to get involved with darker stuff, probably's done a few questionable substances in his time, had to help a bunch of younger gnomes, spent most of the time complaining about his aching back and saying he'd better not be in hell because his wife's gonna be very annoyed with him</p><p>Midicey, who's into music and the use of techniques to make her music far more showy. Unfortunately she also has good ol' imposter syndrome so has literately created a secondary public persona to resolve all that and will not let anyone remotely near her actual self</p><p></p><p>Frankly I'd eat halflings up before gnomes. Halflings don't talk to small animals or live in mushroom houses, but that's gnomish stuff. The gnomish subraces have differences between them, whereas the halfling ones are just stat differences at most to the point they're basically half-elf and half-dwarf, halfling edition. We want to consume the more unique race and put it in that why? We literately could just throw out two whole ones and just make a single 'Halfling' race, plus why are Ghostwise halflings even halflings? They're gnomes. Small fey creatures talking to animals? How is that not fey?</p><p></p><p></p><p>We're probably due for another Warlord thread soon, we haven't had one in a while...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mecheon, post: 8683245, member: 6801776"] I got a few gnomes, y'know! Let's see now there's... Wrenchester, the PTSD-suffering assassin who gets involved in stuff to avoid thinking about the past and his situation. Likes ravens. Also enjoys pranks, but 90% of the time they're just excuses for him to show how stealthy he is. Also has a hobby of making machines. Tiny machines. Tiny machines to replicate life as closely as possible. Some call them 'toys', sure, but others, art and a way to re-look at life and nature ... why've I forgotten my gnome druid's name. Regardless he's just an old man who's not afraid to get involved with darker stuff, probably's done a few questionable substances in his time, had to help a bunch of younger gnomes, spent most of the time complaining about his aching back and saying he'd better not be in hell because his wife's gonna be very annoyed with him Midicey, who's into music and the use of techniques to make her music far more showy. Unfortunately she also has good ol' imposter syndrome so has literately created a secondary public persona to resolve all that and will not let anyone remotely near her actual self Frankly I'd eat halflings up before gnomes. Halflings don't talk to small animals or live in mushroom houses, but that's gnomish stuff. The gnomish subraces have differences between them, whereas the halfling ones are just stat differences at most to the point they're basically half-elf and half-dwarf, halfling edition. We want to consume the more unique race and put it in that why? We literately could just throw out two whole ones and just make a single 'Halfling' race, plus why are Ghostwise halflings even halflings? They're gnomes. Small fey creatures talking to animals? How is that not fey? We're probably due for another Warlord thread soon, we haven't had one in a while... [/QUOTE]
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