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Why do people still play older editions of D&D? Are they superior to the current one?
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<blockquote data-quote="Sadras" data-source="post: 7569558" data-attributes="member: 6688277"><p><strong>Captain Redbeard Rum:</strong> Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaaaaaahrrrrr. Me laddy.</p><p></p><p><strong>Blackadder:</strong> Ah-haah-ah, indeed. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and your ship. Can we shake on it? [holds out hand]</p><p></p><p><strong>Rum:</strong> aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman’s hand, milord! I’ll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm.</p><p></p><p><strong>Blackadder:</strong> Well, you’re right there.</p><p></p><p><strong>Rum:</strong> Ha ha ha. -Aah! Your skin milord. I’ll wager it ne’er felt the lash of a cat [‘o’ nine tails], been rubbed with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make fine stockings for his best cabin boy.</p><p></p><p><strong>Blackadder:</strong> How canny, I don’t know how you do it, but you’re right again.</p><p></p><p><strong>Rum:</strong> Why should I let a stupid cockerel like you aboard me boat?</p><p></p><p><strong>Blackadder:</strong> Perhaps for the money in my purse [holding it up]</p><p></p><p><strong>Rum:</strong> Ha. -Aah! You have a woman’s purse! [takes it from him and examines it daintily] I’ll wager that purse has never been used as a rowing-boat. I’ll wager it’s never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.</p><p></p><p><strong>Blackadder:</strong> Yes, right again, Rum. I must say when it comes to tales of courage I’m going to have to keep my mouth shut.</p><p></p><p><strong>Rum:</strong> Oh! You have a woman’s mouth, milord! I’ll wager that mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish.</p><p></p><p><strong>Blackadder:</strong> I must say, when I came to see you, I had no idea I was going to have to eat your ship as well as hire it. And since you’re clearly as mad as a mongoose I’ll bid you farewell [gets up]</p><p></p><p>...(snip)...</p><p></p><p><strong>Rum:</strong> I’ll come, I’ll come [holds out his hand]</p><p></p><p><strong>Blackadder:</strong> Well, let us set sail as soon as we can. [they shake] I will fetch my first mate, and then I’ll return as fast as my legs will carry me.</p><p></p><p><strong>Rum:</strong> Ah! [pointing] You have a woman’s legs, my lord! I’ll wager those are legs that have never been sliced clean off by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before your very eyes.</p><p></p><p><strong>Blackadder:</strong> [crossly] Well, neither have yours.</p><p></p><p><strong>Rum:</strong> That’s where you’re wrong [throws aside table showing his lack of legs]</p><p></p><p><strong>Blackadder:</strong> Oh my God!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sadras, post: 7569558, member: 6688277"] [B]Captain Redbeard Rum:[/B] Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaaaaaahrrrrr. Me laddy. [B]Blackadder:[/B] Ah-haah-ah, indeed. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and your ship. Can we shake on it? [holds out hand] [B]Rum:[/B] aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman’s hand, milord! I’ll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm. [B]Blackadder:[/B] Well, you’re right there. [B]Rum:[/B] Ha ha ha. -Aah! Your skin milord. I’ll wager it ne’er felt the lash of a cat [‘o’ nine tails], been rubbed with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make fine stockings for his best cabin boy. [B]Blackadder:[/B] How canny, I don’t know how you do it, but you’re right again. [B]Rum:[/B] Why should I let a stupid cockerel like you aboard me boat? [B]Blackadder:[/B] Perhaps for the money in my purse [holding it up] [B]Rum:[/B] Ha. -Aah! You have a woman’s purse! [takes it from him and examines it daintily] I’ll wager that purse has never been used as a rowing-boat. I’ll wager it’s never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it. [B]Blackadder:[/B] Yes, right again, Rum. I must say when it comes to tales of courage I’m going to have to keep my mouth shut. [B]Rum:[/B] Oh! You have a woman’s mouth, milord! I’ll wager that mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish. [B]Blackadder:[/B] I must say, when I came to see you, I had no idea I was going to have to eat your ship as well as hire it. And since you’re clearly as mad as a mongoose I’ll bid you farewell [gets up] ...(snip)... [B]Rum:[/B] I’ll come, I’ll come [holds out his hand] [B]Blackadder:[/B] Well, let us set sail as soon as we can. [they shake] I will fetch my first mate, and then I’ll return as fast as my legs will carry me. [B]Rum:[/B] Ah! [pointing] You have a woman’s legs, my lord! I’ll wager those are legs that have never been sliced clean off by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before your very eyes. [B]Blackadder:[/B] [crossly] Well, neither have yours. [B]Rum:[/B] That’s where you’re wrong [throws aside table showing his lack of legs] [B]Blackadder:[/B] Oh my God! [/QUOTE]
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