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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Vaalingrade" data-source="post: 8184558" data-attributes="member: 82524">I mean canonically, the halflings are the only ones whose gods aren't total knobs.Corellion is busy being in a love triangle and raising orcs to death.Gruumish is canonically too drunk to drive his plane of existence.Moradin Is trying to build a better dwarf.Bahamut is a dragon, which is self-explanatory.Tiamet read too much DL and is now just Takisis, who is Dollar Store Azula.Garl is busy being annoying to Kobold Jaysus.Kobold the Unspellable is busy being annoyed by Garl the-only-one-with-a-full-name.Lolth sucks at godding and the drow have been death for centuries. Anything to the contrary is just her fever dream as she mashes two painted Barbies together and sobs.Only the halfling gods actually care about their people and provide.</blockquote>