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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Vaalingrade" data-source="post: 8188087" data-attributes="member: 82524">'Feed a family' is not a monumental task. Cavemen did it. Squirrels do it.Random dudes, at least in the 90's when my great uncle was alive, were not allowed to make and distribute unlicensed  booze in their back shed.I mean  except where I lived back then 'corruption' was pretty much the literal law of the land (and I am not joking. They didn't outlaw bribing politicians in my state until the early 2010's) so he was able to pay off local law enforcement in the form of sausage and 'shine.Actually, why couldn't halfings do the same? Orcs show up, the halflings get them hammered on corn squeazin's. Orcs learn that destroying the source of their inebriation condemns them to sobriety, so they just stop by for a banging party every few months on the way to raid the naughty words who keep trying to genocide them.</blockquote>