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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Oryan77" data-source="post: 5365930" data-attributes="member: 18701">I've figured out a sure fire way to get both guy & girl gamers to be very committed to playing every single session.To get guy players to commit: you gotta be a very hot female DM. For male DMs like myself, turning into a hot female is going to be a bit of work. But it can be done. There have been a lot of advancements in the corrective surgery field. I sort of want to get a head start on things, so I'm going to pick up a tiny bikini and wear it to the next session. *crosses fingers that this will work.To get female players to commit: ask Brad Pitt to join the group. Luckily there is always a celebrity that the girl is attracted to. So if she doesn't like Brad (yeah right), just get one of the other hunky celebrities to play. The problem that you may be asking is, "Well what if Brad isn't committed to playing every game?" That's easy, just go back to initiating my idea for getting male players to commit. It all falls into place in the end.</blockquote>