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<blockquote data-quote="CleverNickName" data-source="post: 4152144" data-attributes="member: 50987"><p><strong>Gnome Sweet Gnome</strong></p><p></p><p>(with apologies to Motley Crue)</p><p></p><p>They say he's a dreamer,</p><p>but his idiom's gotten old.</p><p>He had to run away and hide,</p><p>or the 4E books would go unsold.</p><p>Just when the bard felt right,</p><p>and the illusionist was gold,</p><p>they kicked him out, now these classes feel</p><p>empty and alone.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Play him as your bard,</p><p>Play him as a rogue,</p><p>Just one more year,</p><p>and he's comin' down that</p><p> long and winding road.</p><p></p><p>He's on his way,</p><p>he's on his wa-a-ay,</p><p>gnome sweet gnome!</p><p>In PHB two,</p><p>he's on his way,</p><p>he's on his way,</p><p>gnome sweet gnome!</p><p></p><p>You know that I've seen,</p><p>Too many lame races in 4E:</p><p>dragonborn and tieflings</p><p>right out of an-i-me.</p><p>My 3.5E PHB is my chosen book</p><p>for gnomes to shine and dream,</p><p>Sometimes it is the only thing</p><p>that keeps my campaign together at the seams</p><p></p><p>He's on his way,</p><p>He's on his wa-a-ay,</p><p>Gnome sweet gnome!</p><p>On DDI, DDI,</p><p>he's on his way,</p><p>Just houserule him in,</p><p>gnome sweet gnome</p><p>gnome sweet gnome</p><p>gnome sweet gnome</p><p>gnome sweet gnome</p><p></p><p>He's on his way,</p><p>he's on his way,</p><p>gnome sweet gnome</p><p>Yeah</p><p>He's on his way</p><p>Just wait and see,</p><p>gnome sweet gnome!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CleverNickName, post: 4152144, member: 50987"] [b]Gnome Sweet Gnome[/b] (with apologies to Motley Crue) They say he's a dreamer, but his idiom's gotten old. He had to run away and hide, or the 4E books would go unsold. Just when the bard felt right, and the illusionist was gold, they kicked him out, now these classes feel empty and alone. Play him as your bard, Play him as a rogue, Just one more year, and he's comin' down that long and winding road. He's on his way, he's on his wa-a-ay, gnome sweet gnome! In PHB two, he's on his way, he's on his way, gnome sweet gnome! You know that I've seen, Too many lame races in 4E: dragonborn and tieflings right out of an-i-me. My 3.5E PHB is my chosen book for gnomes to shine and dream, Sometimes it is the only thing that keeps my campaign together at the seams He's on his way, He's on his wa-a-ay, Gnome sweet gnome! On DDI, DDI, he's on his way, Just houserule him in, gnome sweet gnome gnome sweet gnome gnome sweet gnome gnome sweet gnome He's on his way, he's on his way, gnome sweet gnome Yeah He's on his way Just wait and see, gnome sweet gnome! [/QUOTE]
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