Uggh. A fan of Will Smith is a fan of smarm. I've enjoyed some movies he's been in--many, in fact--but I'm always at least faintly aware that whatever character he's playing desperately needs to be slapped upside the head. But of course, every other character in a Will Smith movie is an obtuse, by-the-book, stuffed-shirt straight man, so they won't actually do that. Instead, they'll stand around and wait to be laid low by a cocky quip. I'm sure the quasi-undead will be good for a few jokes.
So, by all means, let's put Will in a grim post-apocalyptic nightmare so he can stand around making light of it with lines like "WHOOO--EEEEE!!! Looks like it's the maid's day off!" and "Hey, you think this is bad?! This ain't NUTHIN' to a brother who grew up in Philly/Detroit/St. Louis/Compton/Harlem!" and "DAAAMN GIRL, put a little Mabeline on them open sores!" That's so darn adorable.
So, by all means, let's put Will in a grim post-apocalyptic nightmare so he can stand around making light of it with lines like "WHOOO--EEEEE!!! Looks like it's the maid's day off!" and "Hey, you think this is bad?! This ain't NUTHIN' to a brother who grew up in Philly/Detroit/St. Louis/Compton/Harlem!" and "DAAAMN GIRL, put a little Mabeline on them open sores!" That's so darn adorable.
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