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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Ashy" data-source="post: 1088897" data-attributes="member: 312">Ok, I've got one that I had two nights ago - bear in mind that I almost NEVER remember my dreams...I was at a family reunion but none of the people there were known to me. However, there was this pair of really hot chicks that were giving me the eye (which I prompty returned with the wiggling eyeBROW)....  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />  One of these ladies looked a little older than the other, but I did not mind, as they were still uber-fine....Well, as I go over and start talking to them, the older lady gets called away (someone else starts talking to her, something else grabs her attention, or whatever).... So the younger lady and I start talking....before you know it, we are planning our wedding - LITERALLY.  She tells me that now is the best time to get married because all of her family is already there - i.e. no invitations or bother for anyone... I'm thinking - sounds good to me, let's get hitched.  THEN, the older lady comes back and hears that the younger lady and I are to be wed in about 15 mins. - she gets upset and starts a screaming match with the youger lady.  Apparently, that was HER plan all along and the younger lady beat her to the punch...  Just as I am about to tell them that we can all become Mormon and solve the problem (grin), the crowd begins to part (just like in the movies) and somehow I *KNOW* that whomever is there when everyone moves is going to be very, very angry at me (like a boyfriend/husband/big brother type deal).  Everyone else seems to know it as well, and starts whispering as much - that "He" is going to be upset and that "He" is going to take care of things....Well, the crowd parts and who do you think is standing there?................Piratecat!That's right - the two ladies that I am "engaged to" are his sister and his MOM!Whoa- wierd....  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue    :P"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></blockquote>

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