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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sydbar" data-source="post: 2731498" data-attributes="member: 37524">Man i have so many, but here are a few1- We made a deal with a green dragon to slay a shadow dragon, and he gave us each a magic item, one character was given a magic bow, and asked the dragon "what does it do", which the dragon repled with "for firing arrows".2- We were hiking through the wilderness, when we were attacked by rats.  Half the party went down, and our only cleric had his throat ripped out, and couldn't talk for 1 month.(in that game we used crit & fumble tables)3- I told a stone giant trader named cashnew that bakatari means lots of cool stuff, so he decided to name his vehicle bakatari, and was heading to the orient.  A few months later he came hunting for me since he was attacked because of the name, so he asked me if i knew what it really meant, and i stared the dm in the eye and said "I thought it meant lots of good stuff" keeping a straight face the whole time, and when rolling a wisdom check to see if he believed me, he rolled a 20(2nd ed campaign).  4- We were in a bar run by a purple dwarf named Malachite borf, when we were attacked by a group of pissed off gully dwarfs, during the combat i was blinded. I had an item called W.H.A.M. bubble gum(the prop was a round plastic container full of bubblegum balls of different colors, and to activate it i had to actually pop the bubble gum ball int my mouth in real life) and closing my eyes i openend the canister and grabbed a random gumball(white), which i showed to the dm than ate it, which caused my character to start belching a horde of soapy foam, which cleaned the bar and the gully dwarfs saving the whole party, but got me banned from the bar for a month.5- My 2nd edition monk was on a set of slimy stairs with a torch in 1 hand, and my other arm in a sling, when the stairs started to collapse, so i used my tumbling skill head back up the stairs, and rolled a 1 on the tumbling check and made it back up the stairs while still holding the torch.6- We were in an old dwarf city, being chased by a group of drow, we were able to lift up a portcullis in our way, and after we got through, i cast invisability on the portcullis to give us some extra time to escape, while climbing up an old well i heard a THUNK(drow flesh running into a portcullis).  After climbing up the old well, we decided to attack the drow, and when the 1st drow head popped up, our dwarf grabbed a shield and belly flopped right on the drows head, knocking the whole group back down the well, and gave us enough time to escape.Those are the ones i remember right off the top of my head, enjoy everyone.</blockquote>

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