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Message: <blockquote data-quote="StupidSmurf" data-source="post: 2623639" data-attributes="member: 35893">I hope there's no dupes here...didn't think so, but hey...  <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/paranoid.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":uhoh:" title="Paranoid    :uhoh:" data-shortname=":uhoh:" /> Fold Person- A spell that cause a person to bend in half against their will.Shocking Grass- Pot laced with electrical currentTasha's Hideous Daughter- Let's just say Charisma isn't her strong point, m'kay?Colon Spray- Um....best not to dwell on this one.Expeditious Retread- Magically grants better traction to your wagon wheels, thereby increasing its speed.Displacer Breast- Whenever you try to cop a feel, it turns out that it's three inches to the left of where you're grabbing.Otto's Irresistable Dunce- Conjures this guy that everyone just loves to have around because he's so nice. Has a 3 Int.Precise Snot- This feat gives you the ability to shoot a booger out of your nose and have it hit exactly where you want.Manyshot- See above, but a whole booger barrage ensues instead.Point Blank Snot- You fire a booger at someone within 3' of you.</blockquote>