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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Warrior Poet" data-source="post: 2626133" data-attributes="member: 1057">Bell's Strength - increases the target's strength by 1d4+1 points, resulting in brassy, sonorous muscle tone.Cate's Grace - target's dexterity is increased to that of Cate Blanchett.Fox's Canning - intelligence boost with unfortunate side effect of pathological need to preserve vegetables in mason jars.Illicid - horrific, alien monster of the underdark that carries on an affair with the spouse of one of the PCs. (Two letters, I know, I know, but the pun was too good to pass up)Shacking Grasp - touch attack does 1d8 points of damage to a tool shed.Leviatan - when storm giants sunbathe.Behelder - used to be fearsome.Master of Chins - this prestige class needs to run its ass around the block a few times.Acolyte of the Spin - abyssal prestige class. Prerequisite: Knowledge (Public Relations) 8 ranks. Rob of Useful Items - handy guy to have around.Bag of Folding - bearers of this cursed magic item never win at poker.Arrow of Steeping - brews perfect tea when shot at a kettle of boiling water.Use Dope - who rolled this, man? (d20 Modern skill. Provides a synergy bonus with Craft {Pharmaceuticals}, if remembered)Affect Normal Fares - minor evocation causes chaos on public transportation.Circlet of Basting - in two power variations (mild barbecue and spicy garlic).ESPN - divination taps the thoughts of a target to reveal the latest box scores.Warrior Poet</blockquote>