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Message: <blockquote data-quote="StupidSmurf" data-source="post: 2626963" data-attributes="member: 35893">Wand of Illuminati- Has secret powers. Don't ask.Dreck of Many Things- This small wooden box holds several different varities of poo. Each one, when flung, causes different effects. Favored by monkey adventurers.Bag of Trucks- Reaching into this small bag, you pull out a small metal vehicle. When thrown, it randomly expands and becomes one of the following trucks: Ice Cream, Fire, Tow, Mack.Rod of Lardly Might- Allows the wielder to have command over all lard in a 60' radius.Gulden Lions- This figurine of wondrous power creates a pair of lions made of mustard.Porn of Valhalla- Hot Valkryie on Valkryie action!!!!!!Ring of Hunan Influence- Command Chinese food at will!Ring of Smell Turning- Wafts B.O. , bad breath, and farts back at he who dealt it.+3 Depender- This long sword magically fits the wielder with a pair of adult diapers.Ring of Degeneration- This ring magically compels you to seek out your cousin and mate.Ring of Vampiric Degeneration (2nd ed)- Same as above, only from White Wolf.Trident of Dish Command- Become the ruler of all crockery and dining ware!Mirror of Dental Prowess- This mirror enables you to see your teeth very clearly, making it easier for you to brush well, and floss.Doss Bute- This bardic instrument only plays German songs, and only if the bard is submerged underwater.Harp of Charmin- Summons 1d4 rolls of toilet paper when played.</blockquote>

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