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Message: <blockquote data-quote="StupidSmurf" data-source="post: 2629412" data-attributes="member: 35893">Thanks! It's funny...now that you guys mention it, it WOULD be a useful think, wouldn't it?  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek!    :eek:"  data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" /> Here's a few more, some of them variations on already covered themes:Bag of Pricks: Has an endless supply of irritating guys who spill your drinks, cheat at the dice, waste time with unneccesary actions, and argue all of your calls by citing obsure phrases from the PH.Wind of Wonder: When it starts to blow, it produces a random effect.Boots of Sped: This footwear reduces your Int and Wis to 4, and requires you to take Special Ed classes.Gauntlets of Ogle Power: When you wear these gloves, you gain the power to stare lustfully at your target, who gets so discomforted by your staring that he/she must make a Wil save or be shaken.Melt of Giant Strength: When you eat this toasted sandwich, you gain the strength of a giant...and breath that smells like tuna, mayo, and melted cheese.Eye of Velma: (OK, cheating...two letter changes) When you place this eyeball in your empty eye socket, your Intelligence increases to 20, you gain a propensity for wearing baggy turtlenecks, your pockets become Bags of Neverending Scooby Snacks, and Daphne starts looking REALLY REALLY good to you....Omulet of the Planes: This piece of jewelry has some scrambled eggs and pieces of fried pepper and onions mounted onto it. When used, it will summon a 747, an A-10 Warthog, a F-14 Tomact, a C-5 Transport, a B-52 bomber, a Ju87 Stuka, or a Sopwith Camel.Trollbut Rope: Heavy duty rope woven from the posteriors of trolls.</blockquote>

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